Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 15, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: You're going to put Satchel in the tub to see if he's a witch? Bucky: That's how you do it, yes. Rob: Dude, there were lots of stupid ways to quote-unquote "see if someone was a witch"... ...burning them with pokers, crushing 'em with stones, having someone lie about 'em as a trial, or just torturing 'em until they... What are you writing? Bucky: Hold on...Hold on... Ok, question: Can I borrow a poker and a board or their cash equivalent? Rob: Absolutely not. Bucky: Very well. To the tub!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 12 years ago
OK, are we having a “Crucible” moment here?
Ida No about 12 years ago
Batman: “Quick, Robin, to the tub!”Robin: “You’re one sick old man, Wayne.”
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
The date on this says it’s new but somehow this sound very familiar.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Quick, which witch is which, Mitch?
Varnes about 12 years ago
If you want to substitute a B for the M in Mitch, feel free. It makes it a lot funnier…..
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Let’s build a bridge out of ’im.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Yup, one of the most common used in Europe (and later, Central America) for many things besides witch-checking was “being put to the question” or “pressed.” Basically they laid the person down on the floor, put a thick board on top of them and piled heavy stones on top until a) the person “confessed” or b) was crushed to death.
Brian Fink about 12 years ago
If she weighs the same as a duck…
kathyabk about 12 years ago
It’s always nice to start out a new day with a big laugh!
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
I hope Satchel turns him into a newt.
Spamgaard about 12 years ago
Ain’t religion and superstition grand?
Alpyne about 12 years ago
Apples! Bread! Churches! Very small rocks! Gravy!
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
Does Satchel hate baths as much as most dogs?
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
If you mean to suggest that the Vatican did witch hunts, you’re wrong.
hector1 about 12 years ago
African or European swallow?
dvoyack about 12 years ago
If Satchel weighs the same as a duck it means he’s made out of wood and thus a witch. BURN HIM!!!!
dvoyack about 12 years ago
Satchel turned me into a newt. ( I got better).
bmckee about 12 years ago
This will not turn out well….for Bucky. We may in fact find out that he’s a witch (as if we didn’t know that already!).
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Can Satchel swim? Definitely a witch trick! Poor Satch…. must be bath time and Bucky is using it for his own purposes. .or maybe its bath time for the familiar and Bucky is doing a little of mis-direction?
Tocsik about 12 years ago
Throw her into the pond!
Rational Anarchist about 12 years ago
I went to a party like that once. I’ve still got blisters. I
clancy.david about 9 years ago
Another repeat.It still makes melaugh every time D.