Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 27, 2013

I’ll be back when this particular repeater arc is over, unless of course they go into the stupid movie-title one. See you soon, guys.

cheap way to get a nose job.

Pinkish’s shirt reminds me of a joke:Q. What do you have when you have 2 balls on your chest? A. Chestnuts.etc.

Bucky is an unappreciated genius. Knife lights exist and are being sold. Some are on Amazon.

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That being said, the bifocal scissors are a bad idea.

You could definitely cut off your snoot with those bifocals.

The Buckster is a genius. Everyone could use a sharp knife with a flashlight or LED illumination feature

Can I by a knifelight?

The new Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face Reading Glasses.

I think they need to throw Mac back in, perhaps to help Buck outwit the ferrets.

You know what’s sad? Those bifocal scissors would have been a lot funnier if we hadn’t already had multiple strips similar to this. I’m kind of getting tired of Get Fuzzy. It’s my least favorite of the strips I get, I’ve never liked Bucky and now he’s even less amusing since his crazy ideas are just repeats. I’m wondering why I bother anymore

Does anyone else notice Rob’s shirt stating that rugby is better than football?

Whiners, please go away. I can’t tell you how much we will miss you, and the reason I can’t tell you is………. we won’t!

Knife light might signal your actions too much, but it is not running around in the dark, it’s a light!

I’ll take 2 of those knifelites

You wanna keep that nose?

As mom would say….. if you’re running around with a knifelight, then someone is not going to need the bifocal scissors.

They make lights for guns after all.