Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 06, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: I got the tarot cards. Satchel Pooch: Huh? I forgot about that days ago. Bucky Katt: I already shuffled them. Just cut them like the instructions say and let's get this sideshow on the main road. Satchel Pooch: Why is there tape on all the cards? Bucky Katt: Just cut the deck and pick a card! Satchel Pooch: Ok, ok, The queerpohant? Is that a real card? Bucky Katt: Uh... Satchel Pooch: The King of Queen? That's a TV show, not a tarot card! Bucky Katt: Let me see that. Satchel Pooch: These are all cut in half and tapped together! You don't know how to cut a deck of cards! Bucky Katt: Tarot cards are vague! Even the instructions! You should focus on the mega-horrors of your future life, not the minor folbles of my crafting past! Satchel Pooch: The D cups? You think that's minor? Bucky Katt: Aw, fer... I'll go get another deck.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Um, no, D cups are not minor….
dadoctah over 10 years ago
Booger.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Only from the mind of one Bucky Kat !
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
drinking from D Cup?
Duncan Idaho over 10 years ago
The D Cup is very powerful, and the effects don’t change when it is inverted.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Actually, the effects are often enhanced when the D cup is inverted, especially when suspension is involved…
mabrndt Premium Member over 10 years ago
You’re just noticing that now? I think that’s been the case here all this year, if not before.
Kind&Kinder over 10 years ago
The only thing not fuzzy about this strip is my admiration for Darby’s inventiveness. Sundays only or weekly or whatever, just keep it coming, Darby. I’ll even cut and paste your cards for ya!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
a minor with D cups? … oh booger. .Now where’s that tape and scissors? Cards please!
queen0316 over 10 years ago
I thought Freddie Mercury was the King of Queen.
Stupendous Man!!! over 4 years ago
Hatway siay aay day upcay?