Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 23, 2014

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Satchel Pooch: Still at it? Bucky Katt: Yup. Fixing this bird guide so that the names of the birds in it reflect their character more accurately. For example: As it was a robin who stole my worms, I have changed their name from Turdus Migratorius to Turdus Pilferus. Blue jays are now Blueish Modified Commas, male chickadees are now dude-a-dees, and pelicans look so stupid, I just renamed them dodos. Satchel Pooch: I think there was a dodo bird already. It was so slow it died out. Though it...are you crying? Bucky Katt: That's a beautiful story.