Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 28, 2016

Satchel seems to becoming wiser.

These days, exploding snakes would be less offensive a gift than actual peanut brittle. Seventy percent of the population claims (with no scientific substantiation) to have a life-threatening peanut allergy.

… and here we go again …

… and here we go again …

Isn’t Bucky calling anybody unstable a little like the witch calling the leprechaun crafty?

After almost getting killed last time, he wants to start the whole thing all over again? How stupid can you be?!

write catnip on it and give it back to him Sach

Point the can at Bucky when you open it.

Ask Bucky to open it!

Protest the Philadelphia Inquirer for taking out Get Fuzzy and adding 5 lame strips never heard of.

At least Bucky knows not to keep flushing the toilet when it’s clogged, which makes him a thousand times smarter than Satchel.

With the ubiquity of peanut butter in school lunchrooms when I was growing up the allergy should have died out in our generation!

Lucy held the football. “Trust me,” she smiled. Bucky offers you a modified brittle can. “Trust me,” he says with an arched eyebrow. Snakes!!!