Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 23, 2022

Avoiding all feline traits

Burn!

ZING!

Are you talkin’ to me?

Bucky isn’t just seeing red, he’s seeing red in double.

what a high iq

Stopped mid-retort. Whirling brain noises. Here’s the windup and pitch….tomorrow.

I guess he is a Mutt? (My dog is too BTW)

“Crossed eyes, e.g.”

This should be very interesting.

Probably related to Hanna-Barbera’s Muttley. The spelling was changed at the pound, no doubt.

OK, “crossed eyes”. And my initials aren’t “EG”!

Cross-eye-me’s.

who’s he calling?

Cross-Eyed Mary

latent

He may be smart but he isn’t wise.

Mum’s the word, Bucky.

Ouch!

HA ! GOTCAH Bucky

Many Siamese do have the recessive trait of crossed eyes. The amazing thing is that studies have shown those cats still have stereoscopic vision required for good hunting skills. Cats are very adaptable.

Touche! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

The e.g. will leave Bucky guessing wrong…

Watch out for black eyes, I.Q. — yours.

A friend of mine used to say when asked of his dog’s breed, “We’re pretty sure she’s mostly dog”

You best watch your back, Muttly!

Who’s he calling?

Buuuuurnnnnn!!

Oh Bucky, you’re gonna need some aloe vera for that burn.

I think Bucky has finally met his intellectual match.

Bucky seems displeased with him nonetheless. And this Muttly character does seem to have banal down to a T.

I like this dog.

Amazing, he’s really a dog?! WOW… i’m awestruck-if you don’t get the sarcasm, then you’re a true idiot.