Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 05, 2022

How fast could Bucky spin in his crypt, and how fast can we get him there?

Bucky, most other cats have had a lifetime of experience. You need more than a few minutes training. But your performance might wind up in “Funny Cat Videos.”

Righteous Bovine! is my new favorite phrase

Athletic prowess does not beat possession of cannabinoids. However, if they didn’t do a cavity search you can always hope for one.

Bucky’s cathletes don’t exactly make a big splash outside of kitty world. Well, I guess if you threw one into a pool…

Good living cows? You lost me Bucky!

I knew Cheeky Mitts, may he rest in catnip, and you ain’t no Cheeky Mitts.

I love Bucky…locked away in a comic strip. I’m so glad my cat can’t talk.

I once wrote a crazed, disc jockey character who talked like that. Raven would say things like, “We all sat around in vibrating hot tubs while the tan lines crept up around our brains.”

Satchel: “I still don’t think you said that right!”

Cheeky Mitts? Hahahahahaaaaa!!

This one crypt up on me …!

cheeky mitts rules!!