Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 27, 2022

Buzzards don’t eat dead buzzards? 2nd one I’ve seen get hit by a car, people drive around it and buzzards avoid it. Finally it got flattened after 2 days. Buzzards have scruples?

Good negotiating strategy from the Buck Minister. Unusual, but effective.

I’d like to know where and what kind of dead reptile he can buy for 5 bucks. Or even 10, for that matter.

The “All Blacks” sounds racist.

What is a cat going to do with money?

And then there’s the story of the raccoon carrying two dead gophers, who was stopped at the airline check-in counter. He was only allowed one carrion! Ba-da-bah-dum!

You watch that match at home?? That one should be watched in a “fighting” bar!

How much for a dead monkey?

Maybe five bucks will buy an expensive reptile.

Carcass strewn cities. Hilarious!

Don’t know about buzzards, but I know clams got legs.

Beware of inflated carcasses …!

I mostly read this strip for the dialog.

Never seen a cat eat roadkill. A fox, yes, but it was fresh.

At my store the carcasses are going for between 5.21 and 6.35 a pound.

They simply cannot be someone they love and understand!