Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 28, 2023

So when the person (or dog or cat) drinking says, “Here’s looking at you,” the drink will be looking right back. I’m not sure that would be a great selling point, actually.

No, Satch, a hook is a lawsuit, not a gimmick

Pretty sure?

Here’s mud in your eye!

Orange roughy matures and reproduces very slowly, making them very susceptible to overfishing. They also live a lot longer than other commercial fish (200 years or more), resulting in higher accumulations of mercury.

Rob, have an eye ball before dinner.

What’s next – Orca Cola?

Pretty sure? Oh, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!

No worms in tequila. They’re in mescal.

I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange roughy crush (without so much spine in it). Wait…if you took the bones out it wouldn’t be crushy!

Out of this world – carbonated carp, catfish, or cod : 3CPU

LOL!

I don’t normally try drinks that can stare me down.

Orange Roughy Crush sounds delicious!

Or, like a Sourtoe Cocktail. Google it.

Sounds like one of my wild nights in the Airman’s Club.

When I see tapioca floating in a “bubble tea”, I don’t think, “How decorative!” I think, “contaminated with some kind of eggs.”

The eyeball is for tracking you

I think I’m going to be sick.

Surprisingly okay

For the feline palate, yes, for most other terrestrial life forms, not their market.

A restaurant I worked in, had whole broiled trout. A lot of customers asked to have the head removed before it be served. They didn’t want their dinner staring at them.

No, no, it doesn’t sound delicious!

“Orange Crush” is also the name of my favorite song by R.E.M.