Gil by Norm Feuti for April 23, 2016

  1. I am the captain
    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    One day Gil, one very, very, sad day, you will get grown-up humor. On that day the sky will seem a little darker and the song of the hermit thrush will sound just a little bit more mournful.

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    Kristiaan  over 8 years ago

    Apparently children only start to understand sarcasm from the age of 8. I tested this with family members and it seems true.

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    Dani Rice  over 8 years ago

    She saw an opening and she filled it. Nothing wrong with honest labor.

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    steverinoCT  over 8 years ago

    “I’m a folder at a fitted sheet factory.”“I’m a typist at the M&M factory— all day m…m…m…m…”“I’m a fortune stuffer at a Chinese cookie factory.”

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    Ricky Bennett  over 8 years ago

    She’ll be a star after she takes a screen test…

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