Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 17, 2010

Those prep school girls think they know it all anyway. But Gil, now he’s a guy who REALLY knows it all. Just once it would be nice if she could teach him something because, “when you are a teacher, by your students you’ll be taught.” Rodgers & Hammerstein.

Torry Pines?

Come on Gil. See’s been hitting balls at her house all morning. You know she has an indoor driving range if she goes to St. Fabian…

Torrey should have a twin

An evil twin?

Either Torrey (“Torrid”?) has a left arm that’s considerably shorter than her right arm, or a right arm that’s hideously long. Does this give her an advantage in golf, for some reason (golf’s not my sport)?

Yeah, Chikuku, but remember that Gil and Mimi disposed of their kids years ago and, because they’re such great coaches, Milford has covered up the fact that they may be child murderers.

P2 Gil has a Caddy Shack moment. Yeah, Torrey bend over and bark like a dog. She’s wearing green because she knows I love it.

Mimi may never find out if Gil sneaks a peake.

She’s been getting private coaching from Steve Luhm, who moonlights at Saint Fabians.

Kdzzl, the wife always knows what her man is up to, the only exception is when she is up to no good too, the writers have not given her anybody to be naughty with, plus Gil prefers blondes.