Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 27, 2010

Can we get back to real sports now! Geeesh! Get me out of loserville man!

Kemper’s shorts in P3 make him look like a slot machine. Afterall, he did bleeep out. No drilling for Kemp. Torrey, Chris and a rejuvenated Gil…..

I KNEW he’d miss it. His body language in P2 screams “Loser!!!”,

Plus there was that Italian tough guy caddie kid who stood in the background and kept saying, “Miss it!!!! MMMMMMMMMMissss it”,

Torrey had best stay away from Chris because the gallery was giving him the clap there in P1.

Off the wall from what had to be many yards from the green….to within 15 feet? C’mon!

P3: Groundskeeper Spackler should be fired immediately for the heinous job he did on the 18th green.

P2: What brand are those shoes, K-Swiss?

Country-club player with mullet, tube sox, cargo pants and can’t putt-take me to FB practice puhleze!

P3 - Wasn’t there a cartoon cat a looooonng time ago that looked like those shorts?

You’re right, RWB - “Felix the Shorts!”

Torrey is the real winner in this farce. Her pain from having her brother not “drill” her boyfriend will be assuaged by Chris’ “Victory (lap) Dance” later that evening.

“I KNEW he’d miss it. His body language in P2 screams “Loser!!!”,”

A do the tube socks with the stripes … nice tan lines there geek.

Chris taught “Lefty” everything he knows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYFbD1rNv0

Oh ya, bend over and bark like a dog.

Is life so dull in Milford that people other than parents go and watch an amateur golf game? I’m surprised Marty Moon isn’t broadcasting it–but maybe he is, we are having a play by play.