Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 20, 2011

By the way, Kenny, do you happen to remember where I put that Betty Ford Clinic phone number?

Absent father, alcoholic mother. It’s up to Gil to provide Kenny with the guidance he needs. For Mrs. Lark, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Kenny has girl hands…

If he’s in Brazil, he should have let Kenny use the car.

With Dad off doing the Rumba or Conga beat, no wonder Mrs. Lark looks a little shaky. Kenny’s off to a great start driving the sweet ride, cutting off Gilmeister in traffic and going temporarly postal on a pretty girl.

Kenny’s got the rage because of his upbringing. I predict that he eventually takes the good car (for a date with Molly) and he will crash it.

Whose Dad? Is she talking about her own father? He’s probably at the Milford Retirement Home wondering why nobody’s visited him since Christmas, 2007.

jimmymanners – maybe this is heading towards a Ferris Buelher’s Day off situation…

Boy did I have it wrong yesterday. Turns out Kenny’s mom likes the drink, and his father is a Governor from a east coast southern state.

Gil and Mimi will take young Kenny in as one of their own . . . to replace one half of their own offspring.

Kenny then will not be able to control his urges and will assault Mimi while she is prancing around the house in a wife beater and boy shorts.

Uncle Kaz, you may have had it wrong yesterday, but you’re spot on today!

She meant to say “a bottle of pinot grigio always makes me punchy!”

Hmmm … husband gone for a couple MORE weeks + kid in his teen years (and all the drama that comes with it) but who is still capable of watching himself + house to myself = yea, I think I’d have a few and conk out too.

you punch always makes me nappy

you know punch always makes me nappy

Blame it on Rio.

Vicodin, percocet, xanax anyone??