Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 14, 2012

Road House.

I hope nobody here thinks that people in Australia go around saying “ridgey-didge” and “mate!” New Zealand, maybe. Even in the Antipodes, that black T-Shirt would be totally passe.

So they’ll bust Ransom on the pirated movies? What a disappointment. I was hoping for a lecture on taking advantage of vulnerable 18-year-olds.

Kaz picked up that “Stop, please” gesture from Gil.

Do you have the new Muppets one? Or the Smurfs, maybe?

Still waiting for Kitten to come in and see Kaz’s jaw drop finding his long lost sister.

Gnomeo and Juliet, please.

Todays special is “The Punisher” DVD. Buy one and get a free T-shirt like Random Task.

Some of the Gil fans here make a good point. Wouldn’t the old undercover radar kick in when a guy like Kaz comes in wants movies?

Kaz should have held out for the offer of crack or underage prostitutes.

When Kaz considered getting the Star Wars Trilogy at a cheap price he forgot all about the task at hand.

@davidblackMan, you just burst my Aussy bubble. I was hoping to pick up the lingo, then go to Australia and stop water buffalos by poking them in the forehead like ole Dunde!

Ransom sporting his Friar Tuck look to impress Da Bad Ass Kaz in his leather jacket.

@UncleKaz — I was anticipating a brawl between Ransom and Kaz, the kind that would wreck an entire saloon on Gunsmoke or Bonanza.

Kaz is just itchin’ to put the fist of death through somebody’s head.

Mad Kaz was a favorite Australian movie of mine.

Someone needs to tell the people at Milford that Wal-Mart sells DVD’s 3 for $5. Even the newer “Titanic” DVDs are $7. If he can beat that price, he’s gonna have to sell a heck of a lot of them to turn a profit.