Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 24, 2012

Yawn. Does Milford High have a golf team?

I think I saw the competitive jeer team in the bleachers.

Now lets see….we had a one panel story regarding the girls team a week ago. Something about…..crap!! anybody even remember 5 of the girls players names?

Is Lini a senior? I’m waiting for the recruiters to start chasing him and Cortez.

That’s a pretty emphatic miss on the layup, but it does look like a lot of high school shots I’ve seen. And I have to agree on the recruiters for Cortez – where are they?

Thorp ditches the disco look and goes back to the 50’s for the gray flannel suit for the Goshen Clowns.

Who shoots a two handed layup? No wonder he missed.

It might help if they centered the basket on the backboard.

P1: Bozo is at the game tonight.

Lini’s cooties are all over the ball now.

P2 – How does the ball hit in the middle of the square on the backboard, and go of to the side without hitting the rim? Must be one of theose balls they use in the Harlem Globetrotters game.

All MILFord has to do to pull this out this win is to do the ‘Magic Circle’ and add a little ‘Sweet Georgia Brown’ at half time – the eyeballs of the Goshen Clowns will explode rendering them useless for the remainder of the game.

Know why Milford is listless? No “SLAP ‘EM !” signs in sight.

…Beecher sporting a backwards Geordi La Forge look in P1….

Perhaps Lini should take off his Hugh Hefner robe and stop complaining. Michael Jordon would have his best games when he had the flu. Lini, you sir, are no Michael Jordon.

Notice Lini is trying the “slap the tat” move to try and get some energy. Won’t work without the ink, Lini!

Lini is one of the hottest players in MILFord, and Lin is the hottest player in the NBA. Coincidence?

Linisanity!!