Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 11, 2012

Who won the game?

I can’t quite aborb the storyline of two star high school athlete boys ignoring all the girls in their school to chase a girl they don’t know who has a kid already – I mean kudos to them but this does not seem realistic.

No fun lugging this 200-pound toddler around.

P1: Even MILFord toddlers are exposed to the exploding eye sydrome. “Do you even remember who we are?” Dumb and Dumber.

I get it now. Jaxxon is the kid on that Time magazine cover.

OMG, either that kid’s Superman and able to lift Mini off the ground with one finger, or he’s magic and making him float!

I’m with sdebarr on this one. It looks like Jaxon is throwing Dinny into the tree while grasping his hair with one hand. Awesome.

Given the kid’s bulk, I think that’s a plausible scenario.

Maybe an homage to Bam-Bam from the Flintstones?

So I take it Darby survived all the verbal hazing …

@kdizzle, that’s a good point. Maybe they enjoy the challenge since Darby is playing hard to get. @bearwku, Jaxon also has exploding hair syndrome. Does anyone ever run a comb through that mop?

Like the Hulk on Loki. “I’m always angry!”

Maybe the boys were trying to make a play on the chick in P3?

Isn’t the chick in P3 Jaxom’s grandma?