Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 29, 2012

Apparently Darby does not spend much time with her child, tragically continuing the cycle of bad parenting her own mother demonstrated which lead to her bring pregnant at 14.

So how did Jaxon turn into a dwarf over night?

Jaxon and Dinny have the same size head. One of them is horribly deformed.

Dinny: I’m telling you Jax, by hitting that dinger, I could’ve been somebody, I could’ve been a contender. Jaxon: Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Now get me a drink and my smokes.

These little pills will add those inches and get the game-winning homer

Jaxxon has a great head of hair, doesn’t he? I guess Dinny will be playing Springsteen’s song "Glory Days’ the rest of his life now. Is this never-ending plot going to affect Gil’s handicap at MCC?

Finally, EES returns! Now I can sleep at night again. And an extraneous hand shot too, what a day.

So THIS is our summer storyline ……

….now we know what Verne Troyer looks like when he grows out his hair!

Mercy rule! Enough of this lame story line, what is going on at Milford CC?

Hand placement in P1 is awesome. LOL @desertdwlr… but I think Jaxon prefers “little person”. Lighten up @RDT64, she is a bad parent because she had no idea that Dinny was with her kid 3 to 4 times before. She is not a bad parent for sleeping around at 14… just a tramp, although I think they prefer to be called “little morals”.

Dinny finally finds someone to listen to his tripe. Smell something funny Dinny? Jaxon’s sporting a load!

Rubin and Whigham—Here’s how you start tomorrow’s strip—“Meanwhile at Milford CC…” or “Meanwhile at summer football camp…”

THROW BALL! RED RUM! RED RUM! (“The Shining,” Part II)

Why…so…SERIOUS? Please remember that these are fictional characters and comments on this page are in the majority tongue in cheek.

….thought my Verne Troyer comment would have got some “laffs”….should ihave said Billy Barty instead?