Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 07, 2012

I’m reminded of the Austin Powers scene where he’s not supposed to mention the mole. Mole-y! Mole-y! Mole-y!

Nice move, Miss Tact.

There is one symptom other than hairy palms and going blind…..

got too close to exploding eye syndrom

Something tells me Steve is not a hero and and like Peter LaFleur, he feels shame. Much like Peter, he’ll get the bisexual girl in the end.

Okay, plan A didn’t work, so it’s time for plan B. Bring out the pizza boxes.

" Wow, wrong question." Right question: “Are you going to get another six-pack?” Steve has a magnetic glove so he can hold the can with his fingertips in P1.

Love is hard, even with two arms.

In P3 his right foot looks a little strange. Was it damaged also?

bear – It could be guilt because he lived and others didn’t. Trust me on that one. Personal experience.

My guess is he lost it in a game of pinochle that took a really bad turn while he was still stateside.

So he gets mad if people call him a hero and he gets mad if people treat him like normal. If it was the result of being too close to EES then I can see why he’s running away from her in P3.

At least Molly could have gone on a date with Steve where at a nice restaurant she could have popped that question.

Not the wrong question, just way too soon.

Wrong question #2: Don’t you wish you still had two arms?

Wrong question #3: Did you experience phantom limb syndrome?

Wrong question #4: Hey, I still don’t like you, but since you are over 21, can you buy me and my boyfriend some beer?

From The Simpsons: When your teacher says to keep your arm inside the school bus, you do it.

Molly’s lower lip has a mind of its own?

…the new “must have” accessory….the beer drinking glove, never spill a drop with that thing!