Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 22, 2013

Those kids are laughing in disbelief. They know they’ll never be any good. As for Gil, he looks like he’s about to have his throat slit. How do you sip off a knife?

Yep, clearly a spoon.

Looks like Steve-O’s teaching the kids to roll dice in P1.

Steve will pull the chunky boys off to the side for grass drills.

I wonder if Gil will actually get a chance to eat before getting a phone call and being called away from another evening with Mimi.

…or he’s teaching them how to grip the end with the rubber on it.

I guessing that Gil will get Herk the Mauler to teach the kids how to be pro wrestlers.

Oh sure, go with the easy joke

Maybe Herk the Mauler will think Steve is the infamous “Righty” O’Dugan, the famed one-armed wrestler that busted open Herk and required 12 stitches at the Mllford Gardens back the day..

Steve’s a little short-handed today.

What in the heck is that beneath Gil’s elbow in P3? I think they made a big bowl of popcorn for the evening.

Steve-O lost his arm in an accident but, he’s still a pretty good golfer. I still think he will win a tournament. P3- Honey, try the tortilla soup. It’s Pedro’s recipe.

I wonder if Steve’s little brother Noah will play football this fall?