Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 17, 2013

Hamani Gaines? More like Hamani Loses.

Season over, now we can focus on some inane storyline for the next 3 months.Todd Andrews

What is happening to Gaines’ jersey in P1? They need to get him one that fits.One handed interception by the Oakwood player, impressive!

Pfft, that never would have happened if future biologist John Pascoe was on the team.

Does anyone on these two teams know how to carry a football? P2 yesterday / P3 today.. Where are the fundamentals?

Mike Hayes is the new QB eh? What new cheer will Doyle (Doofus) Dane make up to top the Shamrock Shake? With The Oaks on the move, I expect a jarring hit by the Knight, Terry Gallagher.

At least Gaines, a two-sport athlete, is working on his swim stroke in P1.

Didn’t they used to get some fans in the stands at these games? Oh wait, in a little mentioned side note last year or the year before I think the soccer team is beginning to win and that’s where all the fans are probably at.

right, mitchrp, poor fundamentals from a bad coach who was too busy wrestling In August to coach. p2-trying to catch a pass at head level with palms up?

Are those shadows in P2 & P3? Trenches maybe? Oil spills?

p3. The ball is vertical and the guy’s fingers are all straight. He must have some of that glue they use to hold glasses with their finger tips.

Is it possible to get banned from this board for a lack of humor? How do we go about the process?

I assume it’s Humor Enhancing Drugs. Although the way it’s written you can get banned for not taking them, the reverse of MLB testing?