Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 06, 2013

C’mon, Gil, you know that Pascoe is Mary Walther’s sister’s married name. What else to you need to know? Also, Brekke is a village in Norway and there’s a USC sociology professor named John Brekke. With all these clues, the kid’s silence should be easy to figure out.

I like the idea of a cheerleader with a good vocabulary, although I’ll admit it doesn’t scan very well.

Clues all over the place eh? OK… I’ll go with Mrs. Peacock… in the locker room… with a vial of Chinese bird flu virus.

Inane

Mimi doesn’t look much older than a high school senior

MILFord She Wrote! Now dammit Gil, get in the mystery machine with Shaggy, Wilma, Scooby and I and lets get to the bottom this in time for the playdowns!!!

So she WAS eavesdropping -

Ah Mimi…..brains & beauty too

Last year, Chip and Cyndy played minor roles and Terry (The Knght) Gallagher a starring role. It would be nice to include their input on BBJ. Speaking of minor roles, where is Marjie Ducey…holed up typing away on her next insignificant story? A little bit of Mimi is better than a whole lot of anything else.

Ok, Pescoe uses only sign language because of his Cherokee heritage His mother is Caucasian but he was fathered in a Jeep.

What kind of cheers do they have at Milford?

“We put the plural in finessesses. Prey on their fundamental weaknesses.”

Yet another activity at Milford I don’t see going to national competitions.

I’m no Skylock Hommes, but I deduce that John couldn’t get a word in edgewise in China.

Pascoe’s silence is deafening.

In all reality, John s mother took him to a chinese restaurant and told him see was moving to Hong Kong without him. John s fortune cookie s fortune said Silence is Golden which John took as an omen and has not spoken since.

Gil needs to take a look at this from a different slant.

John’s mom was shanghaied to Hong Kong.

We would welcome him into the nether regions in which we dwell. We could really use a large, unspeaking friend with a “great sense of humor”.

Meanwhile while Gil and Mimi play out their Hardy Boys fantasy, the football team lost three straight games and missed the playdowns.

Yesterday the guardians said he WON"T talk (exactly?), not that he CAN"T talk, so that tells us something.

Mimi herself has overlooked many clues to all of Gil’s love children in the MHS student body. But Gil also doesn’t have a clue about Mimi’s adventures with Pedro the pool boy in the summers.

Mimi has an awesome soul patch.