Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 30, 2014

Aluminum/composite bats go “Krak?!?!?”

Nice of the Valley Tech girl to kick the ball up to Amy. Maybe she was being thankful for #4’s tag in her special area.

Ummm, anyone else concerned with how Mimi has been teaching the ladies to tag out runners on those slide attempts?

They need to move the fences about 20 feet away from the batter’s box. And #4 needs to get her foot out of her teammate’s ass when she’s hitting.

Lots of “action” today!

Yeah, MUT is out of control.

In all reality, how come the Valley Tech girl didn t slide head first and where is second base ?

Can’t wait for Lucky (sporting a beard that would make Kris Kristofferson proud) to show up drunk at the Lady Mudlarks’ awards banquet when Amy is named MVP

PING!!! Funny, witty comments. Keep ’em rolling in!

Meanwhile, Lucky is sitting in his room practicing his noose-tying skills. The big “you’re stealing my luck” breakup scene is imminent.

Who the heck tries for third on a bloop to LEFT? “Overly ambitious,” indeed…

I fear this may border on sacrilege, but the humor level on this board is approaching the slapnuttery of the old Chicago Tribune Thorp board…the Bucket.

Seems that Milford is a shoo-in for the playdowns. Seems Amy has glove, will travel. You can’t keep her off the field. Right Mimi? Mimi? Mimi? Pedro? Hello?

Gil needs to sign up the infielder making the tag for the football team. Last time I saw thighs that big they were on Earl Campbell.