Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 09, 2014

Seriously man make up your mind – shades up or down? At least he’s not wearing them on the back of his head like that D-bag Guy Fieri.

Wasn’t last week’s Jarrod a black kid with a fade haircut? Is this young Gil clone like the new Darrin?

“Come to Milford, Mr. Star Football Player! Even though we have the best coach possible, we still manage to lose year after year!!”

Come to Milford. You won’t play in any meaningful games, but you get to be famous by appearing in the Gil Thorp reality show as seen six days a week on Comics.com. Sometimes Gil even makes an appearance.

In all reality, milfords qb doesn t have any talent and his teamates are begining to hate him and besides I saw a video of a girl who goes there , Wendy, dancing and I love her.

Does this guy ever stop talking? Be a lot of delay of game penalties this fall if he’s that talky in the huddles.

The suspense of the mystery duo is killing us! Oh wait, I meant irritating us.At least MUT gets right to the point.

What?? Making fun of the high end uniforms? I guess Mr. Sunglasses doesn’t realize just how little the gate on a wrestling exhibition brings in for the athletic department these days.

Wait until they get to Goshen. Goshen has a “working” relationship with Dr. Victor Conti of Balco and their own tattoo artist on staff. A very sharp AD. Milford has Dale Carnegie hollering win one for the gimp.

Judging from P2, Shades Guy has taken that ventriloquism class for which this strip is famous. He’ll be a big hit at the local singles bar.

If Milford lands this prized recruit, Brody and Big Bad John will be speechless.

P2 MILFORD? WHY? says it all

But I thought coaches weren’t allowed in 7-on-7…