Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 20, 2015

If Maxwell’s smart he should 86 this loser and find that beauty from yesterday’s P2. I’m sure she’d enjoy a Bucket Burger with Bacon.

What is Bobby’s brand? Insufferable twit?

“Players have images. Programs, too.”

Players have programs? Programs have images? What in the Sam Hill is Bobby going on about?

Bobby is transforming from nerdy towel boy to an evil Clark Kent.

Yes I was about to say Clark Kent. In fact I guess I have.

With that stare and that finger in P2, Bobby seems to be transforming into evil proctologist-in-training.

P3: Bucket Burger with Bacon,

Bobby seems to be confused about what a coach does. Concerning yourself with “brand” and “image” is not a way to make your game better.

A “bizness meeting” at the Bucket. Hope he pays with manopoly money or better yet has the bill sent to Gil!

Since BStatWhiz believes image is everything (sorry Andre Agassi), what would Max endorse if able? Subwich? Copywrite Café? Maris Industries?

This storyline is taking on the characteristics of George taking some career advice from Kramer on the old Seinfeld show.

Bobby’s promoted himself to coach? Also, what’s with Maxwell’s mouth? It’s getting wider and wider as this story line progresses. Is he going to turn into The Joker? Mr. Sardonicus? Martha Rae?

Wasn’t there another kid yammering on about the same thing a year or so ago? Is Milford a hotbed of budding image consultants?

I didn’t know you could just pick your image. “I think I’ll be the lovable underdog.” How do you make yourself an underdog?As hopefully everyone now knows, Mopped Up Thorp is now located here. I thought I was being clever with my Clark Kent lookalike comment, and then see that two people here already made that observation.

That was my first thought, as well. When did Bobby become a coach. I can’t wait until he calls a timeout.

Or better yet, when he asks Kaz to bring him a towel.

….will not, will not….