Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 02, 2015

I’ve got nothing.

My snarky comments will continue once the storyline does. This is the laziest effort I’ve ever seen.

1. The girls continue their break-even season with minimal input from Mimi…2. While Bobby Howry continues his Midol deliveries to Max Bacon…3. And Max continues to deliver on the court, at least against ungainly and flabby opponents who can’t get off the ground even an inch.

Is the girl in P1 rebounding or trying to dunk? If she’s dunking it looks like she’ll be several feet short. As for Black Max in P3, my dad used to be able to drop 40 foot 2 handed set shots like that all day. But everybody shot those when he played in high school in the 1930’s.

In all reality , thats a mighty large pill Max is delivering in P 3 or maybe its a pizza .

Can’t wait for that first baseball lineup card!

Max has not noticed that his magic pill looks a lot like Fred Flintstone

March Madness commences with Monday Mumble Jumble…

Bobby’s advice is inspiring .500 play? Some basketball savant he is.

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 33 for Gil and Kaz; Day 34 for Mimi, whose streak now extends to its fourth month.

…wake me up when we are at Milford CC….yawn

Todays guest voiceover guest is none other than the great Edward Everett Horton.

Whoa, are those placebos or hallucinogens? P-1 and 3 aren’t B’ball- it’s Volleyball! Look at the size of the thing. Who cares if the Milford Girls Volleyball team is .500? P-2, looks more like Bobby’s passing notes than pills.

P-1, is that a basketball net or a Dream Catcher? Maybe a little Indian magic can save this story. Please, catch all the bad spirits before they turn into ink on paper.

Amazing! How do you come up with these ideas?

Max may be taking placebos, but I think the writers must be taking the real thing. And speaking of the real thing, here’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Seriously, what’s Howry handing to Bacon? In some school districts, even passing someone an ibuprofen violates the drug policy.