Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 21, 2015

Holy crap is this dull. Can we please go back to the mystery of Boo’s nickname?

“Let’s let the guys police themselves?” Geez, when haven’t you two, these last few years?

P2: Yo, Max, you need work on that Vulcan salute.

Here’s hoping that tomorrow we’ll see true at The Bucket juggling hamburger buns.

One would think that Max Ortiz! Is from the Dominican Republic village of San Pedro de Macoris.

Tru to Maxi….. “I’ll tell you where to stick your thumb!”

For the love of god Kaz, we can’t start coaching now. We didn’t win a state championship by coaching.

Tru= Lobster Boy day 2.

Isn’t Boo’s nickname from that weird character in To Kill A Mockingbird? I recall that Boo’s real name was Arthur? Maybe there’ll be a murder and trial next.

Or — Boo sums up fan reaction to this season’s story line.

I know they are supposed to be in the (way too large for a high school) dugout in P1, but isn’t that a shower door in the background? C’mon, Mop, cuttersjock and the whole gang here are due!

In all reality , P 4 Max goes ballistic on Gil and Kaz and says " Dammit , Coach Thorp and Kaz can ’ t you see whats going on , guys on the team goofing around , readers mocking you and your wife Mimi rocking the pool with my cousin Pedro. Gil replies " Relax Max have a Snickers, you always get cranky when you’re hungry .

To ascertain that Max is a little high strung is an understatement. Even in reality, very difficult for high school baseball teams to run the table undefeated. What the boys need is a bounce back game against Oakwood and that old softie, Tod Andrews.

@tcar-1 from yesterday – the real me storyline was in 2009-10. I had to find it to get all my self-portraits.

Wake me up when there’s a peacock.

One day, I will OWN the Bucket, Ortiz.

@miffefmax… No peacock but, there is a shark circeling The Bucket!Fonz

and now for something completely different

a flash dance with the ball team! Ta da da da da, When you’re a Lark, you’re a Lark all the way; from your first cigarette to you’re last dying day!and the girl’s team enters: One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the ones that BStat gives you don’t do anything at all…

The state baseball championships in Maryland are this weekend and graduation is next week. These guys just finished the 4th regular season game. At this rate we won’t get to Milford CC until August.