Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 28, 2015

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    Ravenswing  over 9 years ago

    … that it’s time to go streaking around the New Thayer ballfield the night before, with tassels in Mudlarks colors attached to ….Must — have — sleep …

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    bitsy twill  over 9 years ago

    I’m trying to be patient but it’s hard to ignore the complete absence of a plot. At least give us something dumb to make fun of. Hraaaak!

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    Ravenswing  over 9 years ago

    Any of the above is plausible, Chip. Heck, where I used to live, my district city councilor would throw an annual open BBQ for his constituents — hot dogs, burgers and soft drinks for all. It’s not crazy.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 9 years ago

    They must be celebrating the 6 month anniversary of the State Championship. . . And this story line.

    Fist Pump Man makes an appearance minus the fist and seems to have brought his own tree in P3.

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    WoodyTB  over 9 years ago

    “—New Thayer. And you know what that means…..even though the readers have no idea whatsoever. By the way, did I mention that my dick can talk? Wonder if Letterman still has that ‘Stupid Human Tricks’ segment.”

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    Mr Reality  over 9 years ago

    In all reality , " New Thayer , you know what That means " heres a softball to hit out of the park Cutterjock .

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    bearwku82  over 9 years ago

    You are sooo right Mr. Reality. Now the "Larks have the motivation to conquer New Thayer and have a……………..

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    miffedmax  over 9 years ago

    Poor Tru(e). How’s he going to eat that burger when it looks like he forgot his dentures?

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    Lukebunkin   over 9 years ago

    @TheBrown Starfish….you can see that dude on YouTube, searching the song Keep on Dancing which is basically 60’s sitcoms clipped into the song. Hate to admit that is pretty entertaining….do the same for Hang on Sloopy and you will thank me!All that said, I gotta get a life!Luke

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    cuttersjock  over 9 years ago

    …looks like the annual BBQ for the Milford chapter of NAMBLA is a success!

    Doesn’t New Thayer have the best showers in the Valley conference?

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    Mopman  over 9 years ago

    Again, I ask, how the hell did Tru(e) suddenly become an ace closer after barely being able to pitch before he got yelled at by Ortiz? And speaking of yelling, you’ll be yelling with excitement when you see that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is available.

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    Chief Illiniwek  over 9 years ago

    Can’t remember. Is New Thayer the school to which Tru(e) initially committed before reneging to come to MILFord? If so, we could see a little chin music followed by the season/career ending injury.

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    twainreader  over 9 years ago

    Sorry for not giving you the answer to the Zen Question sooner. By being half involved, half the time Mr. Stndish is being “Tru” to his inner self. After all, he’s a 1/4 back.

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