Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 27, 2015

It’s nice to see that they brought in Zippy the Pinhead to show Tru how to deflate footballs in P2. Is that a Penn State shirt he’s wearing? Those guys sure know their showers that’s for sure.

J-Rod must be Milford’s version of Babe Laufenberg. King of the Preseason!

Holy crap, that guy in left center P1 has to have the shortest arms in Christendom. Who in the hell crosses his arms to hold his opposite wrist and can’t get them lower than his bellybutton?.Never mind Quasimodo in right center …

Next stop: deflation camp.

I still say those boys are talking about who gets to do what in the shower. Routes and timing? What else could they be talking about in Milford?

Given the anal nature of the NCAA, it’s pretty unlikely that there would be college coaches/ potential suitors for the kids attending the camp. Coach Melonhead would be looking at 2-3 years of sanctions and lost scholarships.

In all reality , from what I saw of True’s performance on my tour of passing camps last week ,he definetely is one of the top 5 QB prospects in the country .

P1- Jarrod “Giv’em” Hale is in mid Summer form. Expect big things from the kid in the Shazam! T-shirt and the douche wearing of the shades above the brow.

P3, is that Newt Gingrich? Brando?

Is having quarterbacks throw rugby balls like that drill where pitchers throw footballs?

@WoodyTB: Many schools conduct elite camps for top high school players.

Smile, True — you’re on Candid Camera! I guess True is too young to recognize that’s Allen Funt giving him passing tips.

chiphilton, no! That’s Fred Mertz. Tru, you got some splainin to do!! As to the story line, unlike real kids, Tru can’t be tempted away from his life long dream of playing for Miami of Ohio. The hell with Penn, Pen State, Pits-burg, and Perdue. Why would I want to actually be noticed?

I hear The Lettermen are appearing in Central City next weekend. Plenty of free parking in the unlit alley behind the club.

Perhaps the decision was Miami of OH last year, but I’m guessing that the decision could be made that he school of choice might be wherever Boo(E) goes to school…

My alma mater, F&M, ranks right up there in the unintimidating mascot list: The Diplomats, often shortened to the Dips. And, of course, Lady Dips. These guys put fear in the hearts of the opponents: http://www.11points.com/images/unintimidatingmascots/diplomats.jpg

Hey Mop, Bitsy had it right. Not David Letterman, The Lettermen. They provided the real sound track for this story: “The Way You Look, Tonight”, “Summer Place”, and for all the new players experiencing their first Milford shower, “When I Fall in Love”.

Panel two is Y A Tittle.