Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 28, 2015

And Boo comes back with “Number 11, absolutely. Eleven whole inches.”

That’s not a problem for me, Ms. Dobbs. My girlfriend doesn’t like me that much.

Why did Holly turn her back on True before firing her zinger?

“What the girls really like is my extra-wide watch band.”

Hard to believe that the True who railed against all the recruiting attention this summer would agree to be filmed on a reality show. Gil’s gonna blow a fuse if she messes with his meal ticket.

Yesterday when Dora first started to seduce Tru, she had on white pants. Now she’s got on a skirt and he has on the same old tee shirt.

Tru to Dora in P4, “Would you like to meet #11?” Dora, “You betcha!” I doubt she’ll be using those crab claws on ole #11 though.

Woops, sorry, Dora went through her costume change between P2 and P3 yesterday.

Alternate P4. Tru, “You know Dora, if we hook up, that’ll be one more experience me and State Champion Coach Gil have shared. Let’s go for it!”

This is numbing and if broadcasted, unwatchable!!!Dr. PearlMI

Tru: Miss Dobbs, chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually a low cut mesh. Apologies to PFC John Winger.

Can’t help but think there is a Spinal Tap joke in here somewhere. “But these go to eleven.”

Would you not just love to see what the writers for MAD back in the “60’s” could do with a satire of this comic strip?Probably call it ‘Strep Throat’.

this whole story arc goes beyond any suspension of disbelief. I can’t imagine a single school district in this country that would allow this to happen for any amount of money.

Holly, don’t you mean, “I know how hard it is to exploit others and debase myself in every possible way to make myself a public figure”?

@miffedmax: Really???, nicely played.

considering jersey numbering systems by position, now we know why Linemen are cool. (Bitsy, don’t ask)

I think we may be wrong in P-1. She thinks Tru is so hot her pants melted.

“Girls like number eleven? Gee, I dunno. So far Boo Radley and I have worked our way only up through number eight.”

So I guess Dora’s plan to get drama, conflict, love, etc. into the show is to try and make Tru(e) suspicious of Boo and start a big fight? That of course would happen in the hallways where it could be filmed. Unless they are planning to follow Tru(e) home and to Boo’s house like this is The Truman Show or something. And speaking of following, I hope you are following Mopped Up Thorp.

@Bitsy: Yep, High School Jocks generally fit into that category. The rest of us simply channel our inner jerks memories

Tru, don’t say Boo