In Tru’s 2 years at Milford he’s done more coaching than Gil has in his entire 80+ years. After all, when you have to watch bad reality TV to find out what’s happening with your team, you may well be as clueless as Matt Williams.
And I agree, that’s one serious sausage. Finger in P3. He must get some wicked spin on the football and his curve ball with that thing.
How many fingers does he have anyhow? The finger above whatever he’s pointing doesn’t look like where your thumb would be if you were pointing your index finger like that. Maybe he has six fingers and that’s why he can pass so good. Instead of Sonny Sixkiller “in all reality” he’s really Tru(E) Sixfinger.
In all reality , I can’t wait to see how True shows Dory that you can’t trust the reality TV show people . Oh Dory you’re such a Sap , who’s writing the dialog , Slip Mahoney of the Bowery Boys ?
Well, looks like the Darwin Experiment is beginning to fracture. Brother Breck is the smart one? Someone has to be conditioned to rid Milford High of these split enz.
True’s thought process is strange. Even if Dory could trust these TV people, what has that got to do with him blowing off his obligation to his teammates?
So besides the separated shoulder, Tru(e) also obviously sprained his index finger on his throwing hand. He’s a mess. But on the bright side, we get to see him take down the reality TV business, just like he destroyed the college recruiting business a few months ago! And speaking of the bright side, getting to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp can be considered the bright side of having to read today’s boring Gil Thorp.Ooh, the 15th dramatic finger point of the year!
chiphilton about 9 years ago
Is that a finger or some other appendage True is pointing at Dory?
Ravenswing about 9 years ago
Holy crap, no wonder True’s a great QB. He’s got Plastic Man powers!
chiphilton about 9 years ago
Hey, True, did it hurt when your finger was circumcised?
kdizzle about 9 years ago
How many teams have offensive linemen smaller than the QB? No wonder he’s injury prone.
TheBrownStarfish about 9 years ago
In Tru’s 2 years at Milford he’s done more coaching than Gil has in his entire 80+ years. After all, when you have to watch bad reality TV to find out what’s happening with your team, you may well be as clueless as Matt Williams.
And I agree, that’s one serious sausage. Finger in P3. He must get some wicked spin on the football and his curve ball with that thing.
tcar-1 about 9 years ago
How many fingers does he have anyhow? The finger above whatever he’s pointing doesn’t look like where your thumb would be if you were pointing your index finger like that. Maybe he has six fingers and that’s why he can pass so good. Instead of Sonny Sixkiller “in all reality” he’s really Tru(E) Sixfinger.
Mr Reality about 9 years ago
In all reality , I can’t wait to see how True shows Dory that you can’t trust the reality TV show people . Oh Dory you’re such a Sap , who’s writing the dialog , Slip Mahoney of the Bowery Boys ?
chujusmith about 9 years ago
We got us a real man here. I’m saying we change the name of the strip to “Tru(e) Gil Thorp.”
bearwku82 about 9 years ago
Well, looks like the Darwin Experiment is beginning to fracture. Brother Breck is the smart one? Someone has to be conditioned to rid Milford High of these split enz.
huskiecoach about 9 years ago
“Sap”?
Today’s teenagers much more likely to use a term that begins with “d” and ends in “bag.”
bitsy twill about 9 years ago
Anyone Dory’s size thinking purely long-term probably wouldn’t be playing high school football to begin with.
twainreader about 9 years ago
Of course I thought about being a Captain. I’m thinking long term; Major Pain, Colonel Klink, General Mills.
twainreader about 9 years ago
P-3: change the hair to match and we find the Dawins are triplets and Tru is adopted
Lukebunkin about 9 years ago
Dory….drop the stink-eye act and pull the damm finger before I shart myself!!!!A. RokerMI
chiphilton about 9 years ago
True’s thought process is strange. Even if Dory could trust these TV people, what has that got to do with him blowing off his obligation to his teammates?
WMF1958 about 9 years ago
I want to see the football team boycott until the TV creeps are gone from Milford
Mopman about 9 years ago
So besides the separated shoulder, Tru(e) also obviously sprained his index finger on his throwing hand. He’s a mess. But on the bright side, we get to see him take down the reality TV business, just like he destroyed the college recruiting business a few months ago! And speaking of the bright side, getting to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp can be considered the bright side of having to read today’s boring Gil Thorp.Ooh, the 15th dramatic finger point of the year!