Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 28, 2015

Anyone who’d pay $5 to see Kenzie run a knee into Addy’s groin, raise a hand.

Wasn’t Lucky Haskins the one considered a “playuh?” Or was it someone else?

Is that a guy or Kenzie in p2?

In P2, is that Kenzie, or is that a boy?

Is “thud” the sound of the other player hitting herself in the head with her own forearm?

I put a girl like her on my team this season. No skills (yet), only aggression…that I hope the rest of the team will learn from! Muhaha!

Maxwell and Ken(zie) Bacon. It’s got a nice ring to it. Maybe there is a budding romance brewing on the practice courts at good old Milford High.

Whomp her Jethrine!

Milford: Where the men are men, and apparently, so are the women.

…just the spark we need for 2016, go to the old reliable, the gratuitous shower joke!Kenzie has a little bit of Rachel Maddow in her don’t you think?

The buzz is that Kenzie (formerly Ken) is likely a transsexual. The question is whether she has had reconstructive surgery. If not, we have a new twist to the obligatory shower scenes. Get ready Cuttersjock and Mopman— lots of material in the near future.

Obligatory LGBT character.

Let’s hear it for thugby bassetball.

I’m glad he gave up on promoting his brand. Oh wait, last year when he announced that at the start of the season it was NEVER REFERENCED AGAIN! And speaking of announcing, I’m announcing that there won’t be a new MUT until Wednesday as I’m out of town.

P-3: Be nice gang. Can’t you see she’s sexually confused? She doesn’t know if she should grab her ball(s) or a breast.

Maybe “THUD” is the sound she gets from knocking on the opponents chest; sort of like looking for a hollow spot: clunk, clunk, thud.

That kind of looks like a young Jimmy Page in panel two. And CJ your Rachel Maddow is spot on. She could be the prototype for “Kennie”.

Max gets pounded (tenderized?) and Kenzie gets a spot on the boy’s team to toughen them up.

Maxwell (Not So) Smart in P1: I promise, no more pills unless I have a headache. But those “vitamin B” shots A-Rod and Barry Bonds take sound promising.

Kaz/Elvis makes a rare appearance in P2.

I wonder if the girls team will even have enough able bodies left by the time the first game is played near Super Bowl Sunday.

In all reality, look for Holly to come back and open Miss. Dobbs Charm School with Kenzie and Boo as students . A new reality show will follow the transformation of Boo and Kenzie into beauty pageant contestants.

Dr. Frankenstein will put Boo’s personality into Kenzie’s body and create Rosie O’Donnel

P-2: Kenzie must have matched up against the dribbling Priest. His Adam’s apple is three inches off center