Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 22, 2016

Do we call them “Max-Kie” or “Ken-Well”

Panel 3-Cue Max to make his entrance and to start fawning all over her for tomorrow’s strip.

In all reality , P 1 Max and Kenzie are walking on air. Mr Reality will be cruising rhetoric Caribbean for the next two weeks, Bonus Voyage

Looks like Honeybaked Ham is the meal of the day and Lunch Lady Doris is there to enforce it. As well, she could be the reason Kaz is MIA. Living in the storage room subsisting on tots and wonder bread with Nerd Rope for dessert.MI

P3- Today’s celebrity cameo in Milford Masterpiece Theatre is none other than Rosie O’Donnell. Tip your cap and take a bow Rosie.

“This burger is awesome.” “Your earrings are awesome.” “The shine on the floor is awesome.”

Mop Man has to be doing some free agent work around my part of Ohio. Saw a basketball court that was extremely shiny the other day. Knew it has to be his work.

Why is there a poster of the Millennium Falcon in the cafeteria?

I don’t see any comment from HooDad yet, and I’m getting worried. I hope he didn’t have a mishap when he ran out for milk and bread.

Is Menzie wearing a belly shirt in P1 or is it a weight belt?

Menzie giving Mad Max half a thumbs up for his awesomely average performance in P2. ’Scuse me while I kiss this guy, sings Maxwell.

Yo, Menzie, thumb off the burger ‘til you’ve paid for it. Fist Pump family relegated to the back room of the cafeteria in P3. For shame, Milford!

This story is getting no where………..slowly.

P2 – That’s one stubby thumb for a 6 footer. There’s no way the fingernail below it to the right could in any way be connected to that hand. Nice femullet in P3.

Every time I see a cafeteria, I’m reminded of one of my old- time favorite strips “Arnold”. The cafeteria lady was on probation from prison for her meatloaf. The sign on the counter announced “Today’s Special, Dairy Surprise”. Arnold asked her what it was. She gave him a milk carton and had him drink it. She then said: “Read the date on the carton. SURPRISE!”

I don’t remember the lunch ladies at my high school cafeteria dressing like that. Must be privatized after hundreds of students withdrew in shame during the “Welcome Back Carter” fiasco and the state cut back funding.

It was only a week or two ago that we were all convinced Menzie was a lesbian. When is she going to break that news to the Baconator?

@MOP: yes, he was talking to Tommie and a giant eagle swooped down. However, the strip didn’t end because of lack of readers, the guy drawing it just got bored and quit.Let’s go over to his grandpas and try to catch his teeth when he spits them.