Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 01, 2016

Maxwell will soon learn that Kenzy will switch hit for the softball team in the spring.

For the second strip in a row, and third in eight days, the first panel repeats the third panel of the previous strip. This trend will soon rival giant hand drawings.

John Lennon had a song called Jealous Guy. Maxwell should write one called Scrawny Guy.

Gee Maxwell, thanks for the offer but in case you haven’t noticed, I only have eyes for Leisl. Are you beginning to notice a pattern here? Last year, you latched on to Bobby, who was also all hot and bothered for Leisl. You’re a nice guy and all, but I think you might need some help.

Maxwell in P2, I guess that means we’re not hitting the showers?

Annnnnnd in P3, Maxwell, alone practicing the 5 footers that Coach Mimi had Menzie practicing. At least he hasn’t started hitting the placerols. . . Yet.

Is she ( dare I say it! ) gay?

We haven’t seen Gil and Kaz in awhile. They are in Vegas, spending that Nike money Milford got for switching their equipment/apparel contract from K-Mart. Or this is brilliant product placement by NeRod.

Nothing starts a productive Monday like EES. P3- Gobble up points shooting the Pac Man basketball. t-car: Yeoman Janice Rand did indeed wear the red Starfleet uniform. However, she had a reoccurring role.

Notice the mysterious alien lettering on the door.

Ouch! That hurts when you get shot down by the big girl in school that no one else will ask out. Trust me, it hurts.

Maybe she isn’t into guys.

“homework” is what they’re calling it nowadays, huh Kenzie?

in defense of Kenzie: Sorry Max, I don’t date scrawny guys. You might get sand kicked in your face (by me). P-3 I’m not sure what kind of pants/shorts he’s wearing but it seems the thought of the big K has already introduced him to Mr. Atlas’ “Dynamic Tension”.

Is that the Nike swoosh or is it a V for Vendetta ball? No one knows and no one cares.

“I don’t date scrawny guys. Of course, back when I was about 7 or 8 years old, I used to be one myself.”

At lunch when she said “I play for the other team” I don’t think she meant rugby, Maxwell.

Has it occurred to anyone yet that KenZ might be gay? I’m the first one to think of this right? Short hair + athlete + turns a guy down for a date = Lesbian. Just ask any guy who has ever been turned down by a female athlete with short hair.

Yeah, that’s what it was – intimidation.

Also, that lesson wasn’t free!

Sarcasm, meet JPW. JPW, meet Sarcasm.

Myself, I’m a transexual lesbian stuck in a man’s body. The fact I like girls worked out pretty well.

True story: One of my favorite coworkers was a lesbian. We got along great because we both had the same taste in women.

Top 10 gay and lesbian cars

All you Bear’s fans. I wanted to make sure you saw where the ESPN 30 on 30 film this Thursday at 9pm is about the ’85 Bears.

That’s very true, but it’s a safe bet on this comment board that a comment is sarcastic until proven otherwise.