So in Central City they throw the book at you for DUI but allow you to rush in from the side and break the jaw of someone who hasn’t delivered a single punch.
You know the lawyer could call him Del, but goes with his government just to make it sound like, well you know.Is this lawyer the same dude who was sitting there listening to the Marty Moon Radio Hour in yesterday’s strip?
There was a Judge McIntire in Montgomery County, Maryland who was the toughest judge in the state on drunk drivers. If you ended up in his courtroom you were getting the book thrown at you. This judge went to a convention of judges in Hagerstown. Like most conventions, there was some serious drinking going on. Judge McIntire, after 12 boilermakers, left the hotel, ended up breaking into a house and to the surprise of no one, was arrested. At his trial, his doctor testified that the judge had had a series of small strokes, became disoriented and thought that he was home and was breaking in because he lost his keys. He got off but shortly after, retired from the court.
Hutz: Oh uh. We’ve drawn Judge Schneider.Marge: Is that bad?Hutz: Well, he’s had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog?Marge: You did?Hutz: Well, replace the word “kinda” with “repeatedly” and the word “dog” with “son.”
Whew, after reading P1 I thought the Bader’s had gone to see a doctor and he was going to tell them Barry’s hand would never relax again from that cramped, gripping condition.
Uh, oh. I can see the upcoming strips. The judge is related to a Milford player who’s battling Barry Bader for playing time. We’ll either have a fight between players or Daddy Bader will talk his son into giving up his starting spot so Dad doesn’t spend a few days in the Handcuff Hilton trying not to become a weekend retreat for some lonely long-term prisoner
Delbert, Mr. Bader, is in counsel with his attorney at the firm of Dennie & LeMans. He has been told the journey will be a tough road to hoe and will be an arduous journey. Hence, 24 hours with Lemans. First day apology of the day.
@MUT: That should be – you can’t fight Central City Hall.@bearwku82: LeMans will advise Del to use his breathing method, leading to “The Birth of the Blues”. Somebody apologize for me, I’m almost embarrassed.
bitsy twill over 8 years ago
Mr. Bader might do better with a lawyer who isn’t wearing a torn cardigan and doesn’t look like he cuts his own hair.
Ravenswing over 8 years ago
Wait until BUBBA and his hirsute friends introduce themselves to you in the prison shower, Mister. You can answer your own question then.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
So in Central City they throw the book at you for DUI but allow you to rush in from the side and break the jaw of someone who hasn’t delivered a single punch.
kdizzle over 8 years ago
You know the lawyer could call him Del, but goes with his government just to make it sound like, well you know.Is this lawyer the same dude who was sitting there listening to the Marty Moon Radio Hour in yesterday’s strip?
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
No wonder he was the only one drinking at the bar that day. The smart professional drunkards like Marty go to Milford to drink and drive.
Any lawyer worth paying will postpone this thing as many times as he can and hope the judge is out or on vacation. It’s called shopping for a judge.
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
There was a Judge McIntire in Montgomery County, Maryland who was the toughest judge in the state on drunk drivers. If you ended up in his courtroom you were getting the book thrown at you. This judge went to a convention of judges in Hagerstown. Like most conventions, there was some serious drinking going on. Judge McIntire, after 12 boilermakers, left the hotel, ended up breaking into a house and to the surprise of no one, was arrested. At his trial, his doctor testified that the judge had had a series of small strokes, became disoriented and thought that he was home and was breaking in because he lost his keys. He got off but shortly after, retired from the court.
Lukebunkin over 8 years ago
Hutz: Oh uh. We’ve drawn Judge Schneider.Marge: Is that bad?Hutz: Well, he’s had it out for me after I kinda ran over his dog?Marge: You did?Hutz: Well, replace the word “kinda” with “repeatedly” and the word “dog” with “son.”
Lukebunkin over 8 years ago
Phil Hartman RIP!
BikeMike over 8 years ago
Where is Knox Foley when you need him!
chujusmith over 8 years ago
Whew, after reading P1 I thought the Bader’s had gone to see a doctor and he was going to tell them Barry’s hand would never relax again from that cramped, gripping condition.
twainreader over 8 years ago
a new theme emerges: Bad News Bader
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality , Not so fast my friend, Del could not have hired a Bader attorney, the one and only Atticus Finch
RayNDeere over 8 years ago
Uh, oh. I can see the upcoming strips. The judge is related to a Milford player who’s battling Barry Bader for playing time. We’ll either have a fight between players or Daddy Bader will talk his son into giving up his starting spot so Dad doesn’t spend a few days in the Handcuff Hilton trying not to become a weekend retreat for some lonely long-term prisoner
bearwku82 over 8 years ago
Delbert, Mr. Bader, is in counsel with his attorney at the firm of Dennie & LeMans. He has been told the journey will be a tough road to hoe and will be an arduous journey. Hence, 24 hours with Lemans. First day apology of the day.
miffedmax over 8 years ago
So Bader is drawing the strip now? That’s some existential stuff right there.
rglover1954 over 8 years ago
Bader will be sentenced to 500 hours of community service at Milford HS assisting the baseball coach…
Mopman over 8 years ago
Here you go: Mopped Up Thorp
twainreader over 8 years ago
@MUT: That should be – you can’t fight Central City Hall.@bearwku82: LeMans will advise Del to use his breathing method, leading to “The Birth of the Blues”. Somebody apologize for me, I’m almost embarrassed.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Is Del flashing gang signs in P-1?