Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 22, 2016

Why wouldn’t you have George Jefferson handle the dry cleaning? You want the girls to look their best at the service, don’t you?

OK, I now have determined that the sign in P.1 says “DAIRY”, but at first I could have sworn that Gil was filling up his cart in a section labeled “DRINKY”.

Seems an odd time to be debating who was the greatest President.

Oh. Those girls.

Couples who clog the aisles doing their grocery shopping together are the bane of my existence. One of my banes. I have banes o’plenty.

In P1, Gil, just go ahead and say what you really mean, his big mouth has come back to bite him in the arse.

P2, to be honest Gil, the team already majorly resented Young Master Bader for his big mouth before his father ever hit that first happy hour.

P3, umm what’s the decision point Mimi. I know it’s not easy to pick up the pieces and play after something like this, but what are you thinking of? Just give up on the rest of the season or try to win one for Boo? You might as well play it out, this storyline looks like it’ll go through most of the summer, so you won’t have any pool time with Pedro anyway, so go for it.

P3 Gil was supposed to buy Hamilton tickets. No wonder they were so cheap. Plus going to New York during the funeral would be bad. Missing a game; not so much.

P2: “HERE are the steroids.”

P3: “It’s Madison time, HIT IT”

While GilPa shuffles down the aisle of condiments, Mimi is feeling sensual in fruits and vegetables thanks to an old friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZjOCSLYlc

That aisle seems barely wide enough for two carts to pass. I too hate grocery stores with narrow aisles.

Some days MImi’s hot, some days she’s not. Today – not.

This town drives me nuts! I live right here and all these places have some 5 year-old draw their signs! ARRRGHHH!!!

Uh, Mimi? Like Mr. Boffo, you seem unclear on the concept.There’s no need to go to Boo’s house; she isn’t there. Unless, the girls and you are on some ghoulish quest to grab mementos. Knock, knock, Mr. & Mrs. Radley, can Boo…oh, that’s right…never mind.

In all reality , P 1 Gil exhibitin early signs of dementia as he’s unable to finish his thoughts . P 2 Gil already making excuses as to why his team won’t listen to him. P 3 MimI ponders having Wheeze Jefferson talk to her team..

Whew! I’m glad nobody else thought about making fun of the “Jefferson” comment before I did MUT.

Rather primitive grocery carts they have in Milford. It appears to be a large produce box on wheels.

P2 – Ooh, looks like there’s a sale on [smudged out]. Wonder if it’s a good price or not?

My favorite Sherman Hemsley moment:.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B85qu1tuXdI

Is that a bag of dog food on the bottom of the cart???

@JustOlJon: fair point, but not as unsavory. There was a classic line on Z Nation. “It’s the Apocalypse; let’s have some fun!” As Ellisburkes might observe: “I’d rather be snide than sorry”.