Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 27, 2016

Gil’s mug looks like it was personalized by Marty after a bender.

If you look real close on Tru’s computer you can see 47 unread e-mails from the Wake Forest coaching staff.

I don’t suppose anyone’s thought of naming the BALLFIELD after her?

Unbeknownst to Thorpaholics everywhere, Tru’s memorial to Boo will be a living memorial based on a never ending storyline encompassing the 90 days in Milford…ala Plesantville!Lather, Rinse, Repeat

True and Mrs. Radley both stuck with those cheap computers with no letters on the keyboard. I’m hoping for a memorial concert featuring the Mystic Pranks.

“We want the conference to initiate an annual award to the pitcher who beans the most batters over the course of a season. To pay for the trophy, we plan to send the baseball team door-to-door, selling industrial solvents.”

It’s looking like another 2 weeks before this story ends. The big reveal of the memorial next week and then Gil’s tearful goodbye to the son he never had. Oh wait.

Tru(e) won’t be getting to Wake Forest until the 3rd week of the season. He might as well sign with one of the baseball scouts. That one inning he’s thrown this year seemed to really impress them.

Is that Mrs. Radley replying to Tru(e) in P2 or Woodstock from Peanuts?

Tru(e) doing his best Muffler Man imitation in P3.

This has to end at some point. I’m thinking we’ll need Martin Sheen to show up with a machete and find a bloated Marlin Brando hanging out in a Milford locker room reciting poetry to put this to a merciful conclusion.

Sooo, the boys in shop class are going to make bird houses and feeders to disperse around campus to care for Boo’s former flock. They will use old free bird seed signs from the Roadrunner cartoons.

Gil – “Check with the district? No, with drinking coffee and wondering what Mimi is doing at at the pool cabana all day, I’ve got enough on my plate as it is.”

Option A: an annual Boo Radley Demolition Derby with the course between the Bucket and the S Mart.Option B: Tru can give Mrs. Radley a new “Love Child” to keep her company another 17-18 years before Tru buys her a Jeep during her Senior Year. Gil has to check with the District because Tru’s eligibility to earn another letter is running out.

Like holes in our keyboards, so are the days of ex-wives. (Milford’s most popular Soap Opera)

Day 141: Our hopes for a quick rescue were completely dashed. It looks like another week. Will we make it? Even Mary Worth is

True in p3 reminds me of an old commercial. Can’t think what it was for, but it featured a guy with an Italian accent saying, “How much? All I wanna know is how much?”

What was the final score in the Jefferson game?

Can’t believe that nobody commented on the suggestive hand motions in P3. Again, the Rubham team is throwing us a bone. And speaking of bones, I have a bone to pick with you if you refuse to read Mopped Up Thorp.

Checking with the district ought to add another school year to this drama.

Renaming Milford HS into “Milford Boo Radley High School” and change the team name from Mudlarks to Mockingbirds.

Then let’s end this already. NC has played two rounds also.

Maybe the Boomorial will finally tell us how she got her nickname.

@Brown Starfish: Wait! Wasn’t that a famous hotel?

@Ellisburkes: Please, send the 147 Ronin. You’ll need the extras to kill this virus.

P-1: I like to send messages to people who aren’t conscious.P-2: Idiot, I don’t sleep during the day time! What? do you think I’m a Vampire? What the %^&@ did Boo say about me?P-3: So yesterday, Ken Brown swore it was this long. Are you calling the District? [Gill] Hell, I’m calling Ripley’s!

When the Mudlarks are introduced the crowd will remember her by yelling, Boooooooooooo.

@Ellisburkes: No, but she did finish second in the valley. Blind luck.