Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 03, 2016

“dude looks like a lady”…

Sniff too many burnt matches and you’ll get a sulphur high.

Digital people these days would ask, “what’s a newspaper?” Ever heard of papier-mâché? “Oh, that!” Uh-huh.

I would refuse to meet her at the field or to shut up.

Sulphur High? This story line really stinks.

The future is here Thorpians. This is Gil’s Title IX replacement. She actually coaches on Saturday! We’re having trouble seeing Gil on Monday through Friday. She must have seen a Sid Gilman tape on YouTube and is now the Quarterback Whisperer. This one could get more ridiculous than intriguing, and if she brings a peacock on Saturday, we’re in real trouble.

Can you imagine having a diploma hanging in your garage from good ol’ Sulphur High School?

In all reality , My Fair Lady except it’s a football setting . A role reversal Heather as the Professor and Kevin / Moose as Liza .

I’m still waiting to learn how being a soccer player prepares you to be the quarterback whisperer. Seriously.

Sigh, the streak is over. I knew it was too much to have Gil in his own strip for an entire week. But on another note, does anyone ever remember Sulphur High being referenced in this strip before? I’m guessing we would have had a bunch of bad jokes if that had happened, like “How does Sulphur High prepare for a bowl game? They really light it up.”

Overexposure of GilPa last week and a female in Milford without a moustache. Nice subtleties implemented by R & W. Student trainer in P1 looks remarkably like our HS Trainer who earned a scholly to U of L taping ankles and firing up the whirlpool..

It’s a parochial school. Their sister school is Brimstone Academy

It took me a second to realize that they were getting taped up. Thought Pelwecki was getting a pedicure.

This is Hubby. He puts all of his change in a plastic cup at night, and then has to break a $10 to get a cup of coffee, which costs $1.01.

Kevin’s reaction is because he thinks Heather is offering him “wine”.

Didn’t Max Bacon tell that tall rugby chick to meet him at the gym one weekend? Maybe Heather’s going to teach Kevin to pass underhand.

@ Bitsy: Bravo!!!@ Mr. Reality: Hope it’s Pygmalion, My Fair Lady was a Musical.

P-1: Heather can’t keep her hands off those sexy Moose feet.P-2: Heather comes boldy out to ask about his sexual hopes and dreamsP-3: Heather has no shame as she offers to teach Moose the pillow arts right out in the open. She has a Football field fantasy to go with her fetish.I’m starting to like this story line.

@Mr. Reality: We really don’t want to hear:All I want is a hairy toe, an arch that’s flat and a polish flowOh, wouldn’t that be luverly

Last one: Heather plans on going to an Agricultural College to study livestock. Notice how she’s admiring his calf in P-1.

How’s Heather going to get enough sand to the practice field to help Moose lean to be a QB?

Given the Tru/Boo dynamic in play, lets hope Heathers mom doesn’t call and send her to the Swifty—Mart after practice!Like watching my Lab chase his tail……

my wife takes all my change and says it to help the veterans

Looks like another long road trip for Milford:“Sulphur High School is a 5A public high school located in Sulphur, Louisiana. It has a Ninth Grade Campus which opened its doors in the 2004-2005 school year, and its principal is Chuck Hansen. The students are offered a variety of Advanced Placement courses as well as opportunities for dual enrollment in classes at McNeese State University in Lake Charles, Louisiana. The Principal is Robert Barrentine.”

We save our change in a jar. When the jar is full we use it for something we need. Like new tires for the car. If we don’t “need” anything we wait awhile, if nothing comes up, we split the money and get something we personally need or want, like socks, or even a dinner out.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BONFIRE? I’VE GOT 50 SIGNS ALL READY TO GO!

Pelwecki’s real problem is that he’s so weak he can’t even lift his leg without Heather’s help.

So, according to her directive in P3, Moose can continue whining if he shows up to her tutoring session? And speaking of whining, I don’t want to hear any whining about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

That’s why I always carry at least two dollars in quarters with me at all times.

comicsssfan—the same here. One day, 2/3 of them just vanished.

Change is all we have left after this idiot in the White House!

Sulphur High + annual bonfire = one unforgettable home opener.

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Milford should go 2 – 0. This opponent stinks.

Looks like it did.

Sulphur High? Didn’t Mongo play football there?

Also, Wake Forest finally lost last weekend. Maybe Tru(e) gets a chance?