Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 02, 2016

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    dutchpuppy  about 8 years ago

    …and where did she suit up so that the opponents would have no idea she’s a she?

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    kdizzle  about 8 years ago

    again… nobody in the crowd says anything? Her classmates aren’t cheering for her? Her Dad the football coach isn’t at the game shouting her name? Come on, man!

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    bitsy twill  about 8 years ago

    So was this Heather’s plan all along or was she happy just to be taping the ankles of people who play her favorite sport?

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    bitsy twill  about 8 years ago

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    Lukebunkin   about 8 years ago

    Gil to Marti….“Pull my finger!”

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    Mr Reality  about 8 years ago

    In all reality , who is wearing the goalie face mask in P 3 ? Is it the Milford version of à scary clown ?

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    bearwku82  about 8 years ago

    Much like Sgt. Schultz, Moonpie knows nothing. The circle jerk starts quietly. Success leads to backslaps. Then buttslaps. H.E. will be getting real hands on experience.

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    SgtSaunders  about 8 years ago

    “H.E.” – He. Who scored? He did.

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    Lukebunkin   about 8 years ago

    Looks like H.E. Is wearing Hello Kitty gloves!M. BaderBlock 3, # 7MILFord State Pen

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 8 years ago

    I wonder if this is like softball where the girls play with a smaller ball. Sure looks like it in P2. Even in Marty’s drunken state, he should be able to see that.

    Does this make Heather a HE/she?

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    goinkers  about 8 years ago

    May as well call her Voldemort – H.E. who must not be named.

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    Bluedarter  about 8 years ago

    Heh heh. The big joke is on us. If Marty Moon ( who will have Vin Scully, an old friend, in the booth at half-time) doesn’t know what’s happening ( he works without a spotter and trusts his blurry vision) how the hell are we supposed to know. State Championship Coach Gil can coach ’em up, from obscurity to the cover of SI in a matter of weeks. All drink from their GIL mug.

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    Obi Wan Jacques  about 8 years ago

    H.E. as that big blocking tight end? Gil’s new strategy for disguising passing plays? Good thing linebacker blitzes have yet to be invented in Mudville.

    And now the QB holds the ballAnd now he…oops, never mind…

    P3 – Hey, don’t get that hand any lower!

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    twainreader  about 8 years ago

    A tip of the cap to both Ellisburkes and SgtSaunders.

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    miffedmax  about 8 years ago

    The aliens are using the Improbability Drive.

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    twainreader  about 8 years ago

    @goinkers: before V existed was Hastur

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    jrankin1959  about 8 years ago

    How many teammates are catching themselves before they slap “H.E.” on the fanny?

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    OldDoug Premium Member about 8 years ago

    The lacy pink fringes on her uniform will be a dead giveaway

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    James St. John Smythe  about 8 years ago

    What happened to Pelwecki’s story in all this?

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    Mopman  about 8 years ago

    Oh Marty, you must be drunk again? Trying to think logically? And speaking of logic, it’s only logical that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is here.

     

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    oldsmkysyvr  about 8 years ago

    What exactly is H.E. doing a good job at in that huddle?

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    mjowens1985  about 8 years ago

    I feel bad for Heather, if she’s so easily mistaken for a male high school football player.

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    twainreader  about 8 years ago

    P-2: Illegal Camel Toe, five yards, repeat down

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    twainreader  about 8 years ago

    @TXPASCOT: Not one would “catch” themselves. Gil knows how to energize a huddle.

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