Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 25, 2017

“But inquiring minds want to know (the dirt)!!!”

You can’t LET her? Lady, you’re going to regret that when Dafne goes after you with her poison pen.

In all reality , I can’t let you Double D because Ryan is my son who I gave up for adoption when I got pregnant in high school . Ok, I understand , Hey, how about me writing about the disappearance of the Thorp kids and where are they now ? That’s a great story Double D ,go with it.

The plot thins.

Wrap this dog up and let gil schedule his T-time. Two-a- daze in 60 days!

Daffy D just got bitch-slapped herself

I sense R & W are losing this flock of followers. Let’s get back to making this strip great again by following the basics. Transgender romances, metrosexual cheerleaders and basketball players, peacocks with brilliant plumage and a burnt out Maynard G. Krebs looking cast member sousing away in his tinderbox.

When’s the Central group going to show up? Answer: Not soon enough.

so, NOW she tells her to forget the whole thing? where was that last week or whenever this started?? Or DD’s counselor get a call from Ryan’s counselor who gave her an impromptu lesson on ethics?

Daphne is a giant. Telling her not to do this is going to stop her? Not now. Curiosity killed the cat or maybe Boo?

Anyone want to bet she leaks the info to Marty Moon?

P-1: Wishing and Hopin, there’s an oldie.

P-2: teacher shows some old Temptations/Supremes moves.

P-3: Cue Gene Pitney: Town without Pity.

How about an expose’ about the ant infestation at Milford. That should keep you busy ’til mid-August when our latest star football player mysteriously transfers to Milford.

Well, I finally just broke down and bought that new tent REI kept tempting me with but now I have four different REI ads on this page filled with enticing gear. The cost/benefit analysis suggests I should stop reading this strip.

Finally Reality takes hold, There are privacy issues that the Editor knows that Double D doesn’t.