Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 28, 2017

That is the dullest gathering I’ve ever seen. Caruso would leave, but it’s his house.

Get your feet off the sofa!

In all reality , Jimmy’s twisted mind interprets Double D’s invitation as one to grab something other than a Coke and Carrie and Gary throw themselves on each other in a fit of passion .

Ironically, at Drakes, Caruso is singing on Spotify.

P1- The music is blaring J. Geils “House Party”, not crooner Drake. P2- So help me, I nearly spat my coffee seeing Beavis (Gary). I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bung hole! P3- Jimmy looks as speechless as BBJ, leering at Double D in her plumber’s pants.

I’m sure she meant “another line of coke” instead.

Hearing the Drake’s Cakes ad on Spotify sets Jimmy (The Shot Putter) Caruso’s Funny Bones to tingle but all he really wants to do is Yodel(s) in Double D’s canyon. He’s in love and prepared to give her a Ring Ding.

Grab another round of Cokes? OK, but only if you can grab some Nut Boy, too!

Beavis and Carrie on the couch each in a defensive position to fend off any possible hormonal urges. The ants laugh hysterically.

Meanwhile, Double D, still distraught over no longer being part of the Milford newspaper, invites Jimmy (The Shot Putter) Caruso into the kitchen to do a few more lines of coke so that Beavis and Bestie have a chance to go at it.

Geez, make yourself at home Double D. Offering up someone else’s beverages and raiding their kitchen? But based on the look on Jimmy’s face, “grab another round of cokes” must be a euphemism for “feel each other up.”

Only thing duller would be Drake singing Caruso!

P2…looks like the set-up scene for some lame 70’s porno…

Ward and June Cleaver threw wilder parties than this group.

I don’t care enough to hunt for this info myself, but perhaps one of you remembers: Did Carrie like one of the guys and that same guy liked Dafne? Was that it?

P-1: Bobby Vee’s Greatest Hits play on the new Quadrafonic sound system.

P-2: The Party suffers when they try to play Mime talk.

P-3: Very confusing of course cokes are round. Milk cartons are rectangles and cheese is either square (American Slices), or Round (Cheese Wheels); some soft cheese comes in triangles (gift baskets). This lesson in geometric shapes is brought to you by #mathcanbefunandfattening

Drake? That’s an anachronism. Gil Thorp is set in the 50’s!

What’s wrong with you people? Rap music is still decades away in Milford. Don’t you know they are listening to Pete Drake?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Drake

Cokes no longer come in cardboard boxes suitable for making bikinis, do they?

Spotify? What is this newfangled contraption? Next you’ll be telling us that you can play music without an 8-track player.

Kdizzle fully endorses the Drizzy reference. The question is what is the market value R&W are charging Spotify and the Coca Cola Corporation for these blatant product placements?

These must be unusually neat teenagers. They’re grabbing “another round of Cokes” with no evidence there was any first round. No cans, glasses, bowls of chips, anything. Or maybe Jimmy the shot-putter is a Felix Unger type who whisks away anything that mars the immaculate decor.

Drake helped fight the Spanish Armada but couldn’t do anything with Armada, Michigan

Must be in Atlanta, cause that’s where they get Cokes. Here in Murica we got sodee pop.

Gary looks like he’s waiting for the Spanish Fly to kick in. Bought it at the Swifti Mart.Doc Johnson

Drake? Isn’t that a duck of some kind?