Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 22, 2017

Now I’m longing for someone to meet the coach and say “Gil Thorp? Gil the Shill?”

In P1, is Moose wearing handcuffs?

Jaquan? As in Jaquan to show me how to play football?Grunts and burns? Better go see the urologist.

Heather has more junk in her trunk than I remember, sh looks like she should be the fullback!!!

In all reality , P3 , Nice to meet you Heather and not so much for you Kevin " 7th Heaven " Pelwickie !

Moose seems to be as smitten with Jaquan as Jaquan is with Heather. This could get interesting and awkward.

Hi, I’m Moose and this is Heather Burns. She’s trying to turn me into a grunting fullback. My goal is to sound like an Eastern European female tennis player by the start of 2-a-days.

Jaquan in P3, “Nice to meat you, Heather.” This could be the beginning of a very profitable relationship. At least for Jaquan.

Heather is thrilled to meet someone with the connections to get her a job bussing tables at Schultz’s.

Aren’t fullbacks pretty much grunts anyway? Can’t think of another position that might be considered more for grunts

Milford. Where paranormal sightings are routine and deviant behavior is the norm. To quote Sir Roderick Stewart, “every picture tells a story don’t it?”

Yeah, I had my knee scoped. Hey, Heather, want to see the scar?

Holy…, R&W just had us sit through a Captains’ meeting before a coin flip (Break out the Captain Morgan’s)

Nowhere on the mouthwash does it indicate that it would be excessively harmful if applied to the leg. I’ll avoid the urge to do so. The things you learn reading this strip.

Funny how life imitates art — remember how in the thread arc Jaquan Case was going to have a shoe named after him? Look what just happened with that kid who was just drafted into the NBA — was it Lonzo Ball? Hasn’t played one NBA minute but has a shoe that is more expensive than even the vaunted (and overrated and overpriced) Air Jordans.

Just noticed now: P3- Heather shakes hands with Oscar who is out on tour promoting the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.

He should Jaquan out of this story line while he can still get away!

P3 – Looks like Trey isn’t shaving and going with the more natural look that women seem to avoid these days.

P-3: Why is Jaquan wearing a Bikini on the outside of his pants?