Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 01, 2017

Nothing like a cold bottle of Hoo after a workout…

Looks like the “rational people” Trey needed to be around work behind the counter at the Milford Beverage Emporium.

In all reality , Heather finds out a deep dark secret that in the NFL there are no roster spots for 30 years olds with a bad knee and no football experience .Her persistence and curiosity , Hello Chicago Bears , I represent a 30 old gimp with no playing experience , can I get him a tryout ? No ,thank you for your time , next the Cleveland Browns .

The Don meant to say she’s a shapely kid whose asking curious questions persistently.

Let’s wrap this up and get to the football team’s practices.

Now playing at the Milford Fine Arts Theater: I Am Curious (Heather).

P2: well, back to the ridiculous high cost workouts at this kids moms house which include a nutrition plan consisting of sugary soda, alcohol, fast food, and red meat

P-1: Trey’s upscale condo patio paid for by ridiculous fees.

P-2: Shameless Product Placement: This Bud’s for everyone stuck reading this pap.

P-3: Heather posts the first of her blackmail pictures on social media, just to make Jquan sweat.

What is that big object in the right of P3. A giant stuffed toadstool? Mayor McCheese?

You know, maybe Rubham aren’t as dumb as we think. Have you noticed how many comments we’ve been generating lately? We’ve been breaking the 60 mark often. We didn’t used to have that much activity except when they won the State Title. The stupider the story, the more interest. They found a profitable business model.

P1, You might be able to score some of that if you were a Sharp Dressed Man, Jaquan.

P2, And you are?

P3, Heather is at least sharp enough to sit on the floor rather than that ant infested chair.

This just in, Wake Forest hosed the Presbyterian Blue Hose 51-7, but once again True Standish was nowhere to be found. Is it time to start thinking about that baseball offer? Seems like everyone else is thinking of a career change in this strip. I even hear Marty and Gil are talking over trading places.

Sure…30 year old NBA veteran takes career advice of 18 year old girl he just met.And I thought Reggie Rose was the most skilled Svengali of this era!

Panel 3: “Here’s the deal. I bring Jaquan the Good LeBron Don to Iowa (or wherever), if you add me to the coaching staff.”