Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for November 02, 2017

We should have a contest to supply the missing word, but I guess the censors would step in. From Mrs. Soto’s reaction, must have been something like genitals.

Gary pulled out what he was glad it wasn’t and showed her

Diaphragm.

Johnson?

P1, The ants gather around Rick(ey) knowing he can’t get away very quickly.

P2. I’m just glad it’s not his voice box.

P3, P3, Skip?!? I can’t even walk without these crutches. What kind of quack did you take me to, Mom?

In P. 2, I hope Mom is actually taking Gary to the Vetrinarian to be put down!Dr. Jack

In all reality , I’m glad I didn’t go to the game and listened to Marty’s broadcast of it and watched Gil’s post game press conference on TV . Rick’s Mom is a distracted driver and no one especially me is safe when she’s driving .

Glad it’s not his Gary? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

So Rick won’t be playing football Friday, hmm, is there any other way he could participate?

What happened to the Veer offense experiment?

Hmmm. Does GilPa realize QB Mike Filion’s backside is exposed with Ric taking a DNP? What about these Tight Ends who are now Wide Receivers? Haven’t heard another peep about them. Steve Boone will patch up the OLine and Thor P will graciously accept the credit.

Just to be safe, I’ll sit out Friday’s game too.

Eyes on the road Mom! You never know when a pickup truck is going to come out of nowhere.

Can’t help thinking about his desire for ground beef, Uncle’s joke in P-2, and Portnoy’s complaint

2 crutches for a mild sprain. I think he better start learning the words to the national anthem.

Uncle Gary: “…..Rectum”

Mrs Soto: “Rectum??? Damn near killed him"

Nuts! Squirrels like nuts! Nuts I say! (can they censor that?)