Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 17, 2017

Hello… Mom have you missed every response he’s given to the uncle who looks like Steve Luhm with a dye job? I guess asking Rick directly is out of the question? Some parents, smh

And if he wanted to sign, he’d be in the Milford High chorus. Heck, I’m a singer, I’ve sung all my life, and I’d balk under that moron’s pressure.

In all reality , Mrs Soto needs to ask Gil to make Uncle Gary disappear

P4- Uncle Gary commences headache treatments a la John Redcorn…

P1, Uncle Tonoose continues to win friends and influence people.

P2, Coulda been you, Unc.

P3, P3, It kinda looks like mom is also growing a goatee. Guess that’s why she’s been missing lately.

Gary Unmarried has hogged all of the attention. There has been no room for Marty. Obviously, the counselor has not met Derek Chance, not by a Longshot. SLAM! Don’t remember that one from the Batman series.

If this were CNN, they would have at the bottom “Breaking News: No state championship for Gil Thorp due to meaningless plot”.

Being a professional performing artist is very tiring, requires constant travel, requires you to be “on” any time you’re out in public, and not something a private person would want at all.

It seems like every story lately has at least one character who is a complete J-off…..

Having never heard the expression “salted the mine” before, I tapped some keys and learned it means “to plant false evidence of the value of something”. That seems pretty insulting.

It’s a Stones tribute strip, today.

P-1: I won’t be your beast of burden

P-2: I see the front door and I want to slam it back

P-3: as for you Connie, your a Honkey Tonk Woman. Honkies Tonk

“All this?” One dopey anthem video online and suddenly he’s under the pressure of a star? There’s no evidence anyone but Uncle Gary wants him to go on singing.

Uncle Gary, Uncle Tonoose, Uncle Creepy, Colonel Festering Parker, Gary Unmarried etc. Has any one character had more derogative nicknames in Gil Thorpe history. He obviously motivates the commenters.

All the guy has to do is intentionally sing off key. No one can make you have to sing well

I’d punch him for calling me “kiddo” every time I see him.