Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 27, 2017

“Rick Soto is slow to get up! He seems to be holding his throat! Looks like an injury to his larynx!”

In all reality , As Rick Soto slowly gets up shaking his head he begins to walk back to the New Thayer bench as the Milford fans gasp and collectively chant CONCUSSION ,CONCUSSION !

The running back in P1 appears to have number 51 on his sleeve but the lead number on his jersey is obscured by the ball he’s about to fumble and the 2nd number is 5. Just more of Gil’s trickery I guess. Meanwhile, that big blockhead, Rick(ey), has finally figured out the blocking scheme to spring the fumbling back.

Thanks to Rick(ey) pancaking New Thayer’s #62 by headbutting him, Moose is able to run for a first down.

P3, Marty/Uncle Tonoose sees his great fortune go up in smoke as Rick(ey)’s concussion causes him to lose all memory of the words to the National Anthem, ruining his budding career.

Rick suffers a “concussion” to his ankle AND larynx and he’s ruined in either football or singing. ;)

What are the odds Gary Unmarried told Ric to break a leg before kickoff?

To be honest (in all reality), is anyone really quick getting up on a Monday?

That makes TWO concussions! Three if you count the time he had cloudy eyes. Sorry kid, you’re done for the year.

the kick to his groin is the reason. you were all fooled by the veer’s misdirection

“Rick Soto is slow to get up!” – Marty Moon’s last words before being struck dead by a stray golf ball.

and Rick breaks into song: “I get knocked down, but I get up again”

Yay, a concussion, finally! And speaking of things making your head hurt, here’s today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Moose doesn’t know how to hold the ball in P1, but then again, why would he when HB quit on him to work with that clown NBA player instead.