Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 18, 2017

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    kdizzle  almost 7 years ago

    Ain’t no “feels like” about it, it’s on you and Uncle Gary. Your mama gets a share of the blame too.Marjie’s umbrella did little to protect her new perm.

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    bitsy twill  almost 7 years ago

    Marjie’s interviewing Gil in the middle of an oil spill. This looks like it’s going to be a job for future lawyer Knox Foley.

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    Ravenswing  almost 7 years ago

    Mopman Goes Berserk At Seeing Ruin Of His Wax Job And Invokes Second Amendment Remedy: film at eleven

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    Mr Reality  almost 7 years ago

    In all reality , P 1 nice that Mary Poppins could drop in and see the game . P 3 Gil says Don’t worry about it Rick, your Uncle and your Mom are only doing what they think is best for you, just like Mrs Thorp and I did for our kids .

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    Mr Reality  almost 7 years ago

    In all reality , How many of you fellow Thorpodiums think that the Thorp kids will be shown in the Thorp Christmas Greeting ?

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 7 years ago

    P1, Sign Man was so disgusted by this game that he folded his sign over his head.

    P2, Not nearly as much as we’ll miss him in the shower.

    P3, That’s at least 3 losses this year. I guess it’s gonna be tough to finish second in The Valley again. Wait’ll next year, Gil. Or when basketball season starts up, whichever comes first.

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    bearwku82  almost 7 years ago

    GilPa- “Ric, there comes a time in a 17 year old kids life when he has to make a decision. What Momma don’t know won’t hurt her.” Thorp drops through and shows off his Benny Goodman tattoo planted on the right cheek. “I trust you’ll make the right decision.”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “Yeah, the reason we lost was totally that we had a substitute lineman blocking for us when we ran the veer. Of course, it also didn’t help that our quarterback didn’t complete any passes, except for those 12 interceptions.”

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    Irish53  almost 7 years ago

    Well Ms Douchey, Coach Belichek from Goshen is smarter than me and it sure didn’t help that I had them throwing the ball in this weather rather than running it.

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    cuttersjock  almost 7 years ago

    P1- Gil and Goshen Coach (insert name here) celebrate end of Satanic post game ritual sacrifice, the Church of Bill Bilicheck authorized hoods on, while Sign Man sports blow-up chicken nugget on a stick

    P2- Milford urinals not working again, Mopman is in for more overtime

    P3- Soto grabs last drag off his Newport as he heads to wood shop….

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    chiphilton  almost 7 years ago

    Rick Soto must be the most recognized, talked-about, dominating offensive lineman in the history of high school football.

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    tcar-1  almost 7 years ago

    I worked for over forty years at a nuke plant. We used to joke about corporate management breaking out ‘the big pen’ when regulations had us in a catch 22 in some situations. Well today in panel two I finally get to see that big pen!

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 7 years ago

    Any idea how/ when this concludes?

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    Irish53  almost 7 years ago

    P 2.5: Gil’s name gets brought up in the media with Weinstein and Matt Lauer because of his “How about we get you out of that wet dress and go warm up in my office” comment

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    sweetg1  almost 7 years ago

    All I could think about is how they brought their rain soaked gear into a room that Mopman had already cleaned. How inconsiderate!

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    Mopman  almost 7 years ago

    Mopman touched by the multiple comments expressing concern over his floors. Mopman may cry. And speaking of crying, you’ll be crying after reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp. Crying with laughter!

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

    Well, that may be an exaggeration.

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