Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 07, 2018

It is if HE’LL talk about it or it is if the anybody elses will talk about it?

At long last, miss, have you no decency?

P1, Good question, Jay. A story about how the family is surviving with no money coming in might work but only if Barry approves of the story. Anything else is kind of like National Enquirer territory.

P2, I am kind of curious about how sales of industrial solvents are doing since Del’s arrest. Also, how Mrs. Bader is making a living now that Del’s not bringing home the bacon. But it’s also none of my business.

P3, Sorry, Double D, but Violent Jay is right. Besides, the Milford students only care about how you got Violent Jay to carry your purse and how in the world MOPMAN keeps those floors so shiny.

Spoiler alert…..Del’s wife has hooked up with Marty Moon!!!

Industrial solvent sales have plummeted.

In all reality , Hey Double D how about a story about the disappearance of the Thorp kids and how it’s affected Gil and Mimi’s live. Great idea JB ,unbefriend Barry Bader !

This and other mysteries will be solved when Milford finally gets The “Internet”. I have heard AOL has already begun to mail out CD’s and Floppy Discs. Soon Double D and the Trumpet can use the benefits of The “Internet” and its resources make these stories not drag on for so long.

P1- Bhatia asks Bader a personal question, gets the why response. Not so Violent Jay becomes Silent Jay.

P2- Why can’t Double D write about Carrie Hobson, the pitcher thrust into the lineup after Boo’s untimely death?

P3- Like Michael Jackson, Dafne wanna be startin’ somethin’.

I didn’t know The National Enquirer was taking over high school papers.

I thought Ms Rizk shut this down the first time DD pursued it

P-1: more proof of the time era for Thorp fans: his bi-focal lens lines show.

P-2: Considering his last name, this is culturally inappropriate: Aren’t you Curious Yellow?

P-3: Milford is about to request a Millage increase to heat and cool twenty foot high hall ways.

Pelwecki drowns the Bader storyline by beginning an epic food fight in the cafeteria, employing advanced Lunch Angle technology.

P 2.5: “uh, maybe you should just stick to stories about school budgets and not be such a busy-body…”

P2: A quick check of the gocomics.com commentators finds nobody interested in Barry’s dad or revisiting this issue. Still, feel free to spend most of your summer in class working on it.

…why are we plowing this field again when we should be striding the dewy fairways of Milford CC? Steve Boone is certainly the head pro by now, displacing ancient Jon Jawor