Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 08, 2018

At least he isn’t trying to play basketball!

I dunno if that’s true. At 5’ nothin’, he could still talk about launch angles…i would just have to be a different angle. But keep being the martyr…

P3 Possible love interest listening in and she is a Cubs fan!!!

In all reality , P 3 the Joker’s sister enjoys a cup extra cream and sugar coffee at the Cyber Cafe .

Not everything’s easy when you’re 6’. Try flying coach.

P1- Like one of the four food groups, the ants are the prop that keep on giving.

P2- Veg-O-Matic hair, bad acne and British teeth. If you were 5’10", BKB wouldn’t have felt sorry for you, feeding you a knuckle sandwich.

P3- Got really weird? This could be MUT episode “Long & Short of it.”

Anyone else notice the interview became how rough life is for Bhr because of tall people?

Speak for all of us on this guy, Randy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

Ok…as usual, R&W have managed to stall this story and make it more boring than it has to be; wake me when it changes

So he just constantly talks about being short through the whole evening. Yeah, okay.

I like how everyone in the Copyright Cafe is laughing about BB, even eavesdropping random lady in the foreground.

BB, you’re not 5’10" and you are the only person on the team we talk about; um, er except big KP.

Never mind that BB, where’s your pot of gold?

P1, Even while sitting on the couch she’s nearly as tall as the standing midget.

P2, You’re the only player the snarkers have talked about during the last 3 baseball seasons, and really, isn’t that what counts?

P3, So I guess it was okay when he took his pants off?

I’m almost forgetting — is it the Coffee Cantina they’re actually at?

“They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin’ great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little teethThey wear platform shoesOn their nasty little feetWell, I don’t want no short peopleDon’t want no short peopleDon’t want no short peopleRound here.”

I guess Albie Pearson (5’5" and 1958 Rookie of the Year with the Washington Senators) was before Barry’s time.

Albie was before my time. I do remember the Royals’ diminutive shortstop, Freddie Patek