Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 03, 2018

P1, Yeah, it really freaks out the members when we kick the ball into the hole.

P2, Okay, boys, let’s hit the showers!

P3, Heather and two other ex-soccer players getting ready for the big match against Milford CC.

What delinquents they have at Pine Ridge. Those two will end up in prison.

…good to hear that the lads are eager to improve their loofah skills!

Pine Ridge CC? Todd Andrews perhaps their youth coordinator?

These kids are young, eager and flexible enough to learn the subtle ways of the porcelain and tile magic chamber.

So Barry Bader has a cousin over at Pine Ridge…

Ohhhh! I hate the golfers at Pine Ridge CC. Go Milford!

So, who’s the midget in P3?

OK, I’ll bite – what’s the deal about cell phones on a golf course? (Other than a distraction, of course…)

“We want to work really hard to improve, so we’re going to take lessons from the high school Athletic Director instead of the PGA Professional that is right here.”

You can start by not finishing each other’s sentences. That’s just weird.

Hmmmmm….is that a little man with small man’s disease or a mouthy little rich kid with his shorts hiked up over his gut?

Hey Guys, no matter how big they get, you can’t hit with a cell phone. You need to use your clubs.

or…they’re not cell phones (this is Milford), they’re walk & talkies

Ah, the traditional rivalry between Milford CC and Pine Ridge CC rears its ugly head again… or for the first time, I’m not sure which.

Please no….it’s the Snobs vs the Slobs…..Caddyshack, Milford style…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E