Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 29, 2018

Why is Jawor asking people if they hate Gil Thorp?

If it’s teenage stroke play then my money’s on Barry Bader

P1, But Gil, the bad guys already got the real trophies.

P2, Our members were appalled by the outfits your two golfers wore at qualifying.

P3, Haven’t heard any yes’s either. And the ants head for the exit.

Belvedere Golf Club is a real dog track, poor conditions because that is where Carl Spackler ended up as Head Grounds Superintendent!!!

P3: Jawor is pledging Mu Gamma Delta. Toooga! Toooga!

Today, on Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, the part of Mr. Belvedere is played by Wake Forest QB True Standish complete with chest hair donated by Hairy Hercules.

Vito from Goshen said this latest golf foolishness has dropped the Larks to a projected fifth in the preseason Valley football rankings. Wildcat Maris sees kids playing frisbee on the practice fields and has to take his blood pressure medication. He heard that New Wave Gil is going to lead yoga classes before the Oklahoma Drills, whenever football practice actually starts. Has Gil seen deep into the future, and actually eliminated football?

The reason that everyone’s been answering “Yes” is that the question he’s been asking is “Doesn’t this Milford Invitational sound like holding the NIT a week after the NCAA Final Four?”

I’d probably give him a go ahead too if I received one of those “State Champion Gil Thorp” mugs as in P3.

P4 – “You’ve been calling other schools to invite them? Dang, that was dumb of me to spend all day driving to Belvedere just to invite them.”

If everyone was so appalled about this, why didn’t they call BS when it happened? All that was said was “ oh yeah…that really stinks”. That’s what’s appalling

You would think that with holes in your sunglasses you wouldn’t have to lift them to talk. Isn’t that one of the benefits?

In all reality , P2 it’s a shame that the surgeon who removed the Belvedere pro’ s cancerous larynx implanted the artificial voice box in sideways .

NO!!!!

The Milford Two (Four??) still lose but win by learning that honesty is the best policy. Too cliché? Nah!

P1- Where’s Waldo? Club pro at Belvedere

P2- Brody Abro?

P3- Jawor, striking a Sandusky-like pose, anticipates the post-round shower competition. Somehow, his “L” was knocked upside down in excitement

Now, I have an idea of the time era of Milford. Jawor has Shag carpeting.

P3: Earplugs?

What’s going on? A second straight day of Mopped Up Thorp?

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